"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Eat this sucker ! Goals from Crouch, Gerrard and Cisse are enough to shut you Everton-ians ass mouth up. Liverpool dominated the game from early on. Steven Gerrard headed a throughball to Peter Crouch for the opener after 11 minutes, with the striker rounding Nigel Martyn before stroking the ball home. The lead was doubled through Gerrard, whose shot from the edge of the area left Martyn stranded after a deflection off Joseph Yobo. James Beattie pulled a goal back with a header after Simon Davies' overhead kick, but Djibril Cisse sealed the win with a wonderful run and finish two minutes into the second half.

Referee Graham Poll sent off Phil Neville and Mikel Arteta - both for two bookable offences - as the game started running away from Everton in the second period ( what a loser ! ). We are now 4 points behind 2nd placed Manchester United and with 2 games in hand ( watch out u horny devils ! ). And by the way, Real Madrid ( The Gala-tikus ) has just signed Brazillian defender Cicinho. Yah buy more famous players and lose more.