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Friday, August 31, 2007

Merdeka

Independence Day is all about the fireworks. Not the big ones that get sanctioned by the city, but the little ones that ordinary people around the neighborhood shoot off and kepoh. Got 3 days holiday, not bad watttttttt.

I’d like to wish everyone a Happy and Joyous National Day. May your regrets be minimal, your DUI’s be dismissed, and that nasty stain come out of your blouse! We may not all be so lucky as to have blasted our neurons into the next galaxy, but I sincerely hope everyone had a good time, as well as a safe one.

Happy Mer-fucking-deka Day, indeed.

[7:51 PM]

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

His Cigarette Butt will Tell You more about Him

Got this mail from Jo today :

Psychologists say that so bad habit as smoking can give you much more information about your boyfriend or just an acquaintance than his medical record and biography rolled into one.

Pay attention to the way he smokes and stubs the cigarette butt and make interesting conclusions.
So if he

Tears the cigarette butt in two
He seems to have some secrets: either he has another woman, or he does not want spend much time and money with you. Do not get disappointed, his skills in bed also leave much to be desired. It is very likely that this guy is an awful egoist and most probably he will not care about your pleasure. The morning comes, he will forget your name and will leave you alone with dirty tube and dishes.

Throws the burning cigarette in the air
This man will never be rich. As soon as he gets even a little money he wastes it on entertainment and booze. He is very light-minded and he is a changeable sort of person, however he can be a very skillful and a very inventive lover and he can be attractive for women of virtually all ages. He is very likely to be creative and to be brilliant at writing, composing or painting. Most probably he will give you up for a romance with a stupid busty blondy.

Leaves the cigarette burning
This is a classic example of a dull beggar and misery. He is not a bit self-confident, but this is not the worst thing about him. The most awful thing is that he will try to make you suffer from complexes and fears. His absence of mind will make you crazy, but most of all you will hate his habit to ask you foolish questions in bed. At the same time you will melt with his spontaneity and very touching tenderness.

Stubs the cigarette butt in an ash-tray
He is a real macho. He is always neat and fashionably dressed. He goes to the gym and spends an enormous amount of time on earning money. Though this man prefers missionary position, he will exert every effort to make you satisfied. If you need a not too emotional, but at the same time honest and careful man, get him in your bed! After a few years he will nurse your children and will plant roses in your garden.

Throws the cigarette butt onto the ground and stubs it with his foot
This guy is quite simple-minded, hard to speak with but at the same time very nice. He is like a riddle that you have to read. One day he can surprise you with incredible sex and tenderness and the other day he will go out to buy cigarettes and will turn back only after a week. If you find his weak points and manage to gain his trust, such a man can become a faithful husband and a true friend for the rest of the life.

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1. Tears the cigarette butt in two - Never done this before. I think its fuxing weird to do that.
2. Throws the burning cigarette in the air - Very very seldom.
3. Leaves the cigarette burning - Yes when i'm Dotaing.
4. Stubs the cigarette butt in an ash-tray - All the time. But wtf, i'm not macho and i dont go to gym. Missionary position is ok and you bet, i'm a good fuxer!
5. Throws the cigarette butt onto the ground and stubs it with his foot - If i cant find any better spot to throw my ciggie then yes.

[8:45 PM]

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

Stress

I don't usually post funny things on here, mostly because I feel that my anxiety isn't funny. I also am hesitant to put anything controversial on here because of my SAD nature. I very much so want everyone in the world to like me. If Heaven forbid someone didn't than I would have to spend forever analyzing why and what I needed to do to change their opinion. Thats how I have always been and probably always be. Middle of the road, happy go lucky, be nice to everyone. However I do think that its nice to be able to laugh at yourself every now and then. Otherwise we stay in our self awareness nit picky judgmental attitudes right?So since I have been working a lot and am getting tired of it, I can use a laugh.

Ive been under lots of stress. But lately ive been feeling sick too, my throat has been sore and my stomach hurts alot too. Is it stress or is there something wrong with me?

Believe it or not, the online game i'm playing is causing more stress than my real life job. I would describe this game-play more explicitly as a second full-time job. After becoming a guild leader I found that I had taken on a second full time job. It was way too much work. The single toughest thing about running a guild is managing people. It can quickly turn into a serious job. You have to referee disputes, come up with events, loot rules, and organizational structure, recruiting. In short, running a guild is a lot of work, just like managing people in a real life position. The toughest thing about being a guild leader is finding the middle ground between all the members, and being able to keep the group entertained at the same time. Being a guild leader is like being a manager at work, only without the paycheck. It's frustrating but rewarding to lead a group and see it function and grow, but it's a pain in the rear more often than not to get it to that point.

I do not regret it at all although I doubt I will do it again anytime soon: I am leading this guild which mean I am indirectly touching over 100 people, maybe up to 150 if you count the not-so-active people. I was definitely having an impact on the server as I always brought up conflicts and difficult situations that players might encounter while playing at the meetings, to make sure our members roughly shared similar policies, and obviously, so many people roughly sharing the same rules would have an impact on the other 1500-2000 people on that server. The toughest thing about being a guild leader is that it is really a job, managing all the conflicts and it takes huge amount of time and you receive no thanks for it.

I have given everything. I don't know if i'm up to the par but i did my best. You can't clap with one hand, the other hand has to cooperate. Being very tolerance and getting no feedback at all is just so fuxing disappointing. I just can’t take it anymore. There’s a certain stress level that I can take before getting so depressed over stuff.

This is not a pity post nor am I creating any drama over this nor am I trying to be humble, I’m just telling you what I feel since I am so fed up in reading how undeserving I am, whether directly or implied. At least this come from me which is easier to swallow anyway.

I know, this site is full of crappy and stupid posts which is important to me, which enables me to take out the stress, sadness, loneliness, anger or whatever negative feeling I have. I am with you in saying that there must be some mistake here. Right now, I just wish i have someone to talk to but then again - dream on.

[2:11 AM]

Sunday, August 26, 2007

Rock A Bye Bye Baby

Cam whoring while blogging from NTT Cyberjaya server farm.

[5:04 PM]

Friday, August 24, 2007

For King Luis, For all Liverpool Fans

Something which i wanna share with all Liverpool fans, quoted from Liverpoolfc.tv :

Luis Garcia's open letter to Liverpool fans caused quite a reaction amongst supporters when it was published on the club's official website on Tuesday – so much so, we decided to ask you to write a reply.
We were bombarded with letters on our message boards – all of which will now be forwarded to the little Spaniard in Madrid. The best effort has been published below.

We've also included Luis's original note in case you missed it first time around.

Garcia scores at Anfield versus Aston Villa

Dear Luis,

From your very first appearance we knew you would be a special player for us.

Whenever you stepped on to the pitch an air of expectation and excitement filled the ground. We never knew what you were going to do and sometimes I'm not sure that you did either...but that just made it more fun watching you!

You have a special skill and the confidence and audacity to try different things - I liked that in you.

Everybody talks about your special goals: the ones against Juventus and of course Chelsea, and that last-gasp effort against Arsenal when you came off the bench to win it for us.

If you did nothing else but score that famous goal to knock Chelsea out of the CL and take us to Istanbul on that most special of Anfield nights, you would still have been a legend to us Luis, but you gave us so many more memories.

My extra special memories of you are the way you were always first to grab the ball out of the net when we scored in Istanbul - eager to get on with the greatest comeback in the history of football; the way you played on against Everton when you were injured and the way you were always so eager to take a penalty. The joy on your face when you travelled around the city after Istanbul will always stay with me.

These moments told me what your letter finally confirmed - you knew what it takes and what it means to be a Red on the pitch and on the terraces - you wore our shirt with pride and determination.

For this Luis I will never forget you and would like to say a huge 'thank-you' for all you have done for our club. I wish you every success in your new club and health and happiness to you and your family and friends in Spain.

We will still sing your song and maybe one day you will come back to Anfield and hear it sung again.

Thank-you, Luis - You Will Never Walk Alone

Letter from Luis Garcia
Dear Reds,

First of all I'd like to apologise for not having been back in touch sooner, but I needed to take some time to take on board all the recent changes and then to put down these words for you.

I'm sure you will understand.

I would rather this be a letter of thanks and gratitude, not simply a goodbye.

Yes, that's right, gratitude, because that is the word that best sums up my feelings for you all.

Taking the decision to change clubs hasn't been easy. Not easy at all.

I've experienced three fantastic years at the club and in the city. Three years in which together, the fans and the team, we have accomplished some fantastic achievements, and I'm sure that these successes will continue to be repeated in the near future.

You know that I like a challenge and that I don't just settle for second best.

Back then Liverpool Football Club gave me the opportunity to be part of an ambitious plan to put the Reds back at the summit of the game.

I think that together we managed to achieve that.

As I said, I do like challenges and in spite of the fact that at that time I was playing for my home town club, one of the biggest in the world, I wanted to be a part of that project that was being presented to me by Liverpool, and so I accepted the challenge.

Now, after three seasons in the Premier League and having won some major trophies, the chance came up for me to return to La Liga and be part of a new project at a club I already knew.

The idea of enjoying things in a Spanish club like we experienced together at Liverpool over these last three years appealed to me, and that's why I accepted the offer.

I want to thank everyone working at Liverpool Football Club for how well they have treated both my family and I, making us feel at home from the very first day to the last.

I also want to thank the management, coaching staff and directors for the opportunity they gave me back then to be part of such an important and well-loved club as Liverpool. A club which has helped me to grow as a footballer and where to date I have enjoyed the biggest success of my career.

Without a doubt, this success has been possible thanks to the outstanding group of players with whom I've been able to share a dressing room over the last three seasons.

I'm not going to mention anyone specifically, because I think that the secret of this team's success has been exactly that: nobody wanted to stand out above the rest and there has always been a great togetherness in the squad, which made it into something more than a group of players, it was a group of friends.

Thanks to all of you for your help and your friendship.

I've left until last the thank you which for me is the most important: Thank you to the supporters.

Your support allowed me to settle quickly at both the club and in the city, and you made me feel really at ease with you all right from the word go; that's the kind of help that you notice most of all during the difficult times, of which there have been a few during my time here.

I'd like to especially thank you for making up a song for me and you should know that every time I heard you singing it, it was like an extra injection of strength and motivation, even helping me to overcome pain occasionally during a game.

Your unconditional support is the thing that ensures that this team manages to pull through in the most difficult circumstances; and I can assure you that the whole squad is aware of this and thanks you for it.

A football club isn't just made up of players, coaches and directors. More than anything else it's the supporters who make a club, and that perhaps is the ingredient which best distinguishes Liverpool Football Club from every other team. The supporters.

Because if one thing has remained obvious to me after these few years, it's that with supporters like you, Liverpool Football Club will never walk alone.

I really hope that the club wins lots of major trophies in the future; I'll be following it all from a distance, with the pride that you can only get from having been a Red and played for the home team at Anfield – a ground that every football fan must visit at least once in their life.

Thank you for everything. Yours most sincerely,

Your friend,

Luís García

[3:28 AM]

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Stuck in the lift

I had a harrowing experience at my office today, when me, my colleagues and some strangers were stuck in a lift, due to a mechanical failure.

We just came back from lunch and were on our way up to the office on the 6th floor. The car park is located at B2 ( 2nd level of the car park ). There were 10 of us inside, me and my colleagues and 3 other strangers. After pressing the buttons for a while my colleague realized the thing was not going to move and he reached for the emergency telephone. At this point I was feeling fine, if not even a little amused. No one answers the damm emergency telephone! Lao cb !
Our emotions can play tug-of-war with our psyches under such circumstances--especially when we are stuck and lack of oxygen--and it is easy to shift into panic.

My colleague Edwin ( the specky guy in the pic ) called back to our office and asked for help. And the smart gentleman from my office replied him "why dont you press the ALT-CTRl-DELETE key and reboot the damm lift". Walan eh ! Luckily no one farts or i'm gonna bitch slap that fuxer. Ten minutes later, I was starting to feel decidedly uneasy and by this point was thinking that the air in the lift was a bit on the stale side. I was feeling quite uncomfortable as I leaned on the wall to start tapping. I thought about ringing my wife but she's in the gym.
The worrying feelings started to intensify again (something about being stuck and not being able to do anything meaningful about it). At this stage I had been in the lift for about 15 minutes. Again the feelings cleared and I began to think about how else I could use the time. I decided to start planning all the things I would do when I returned to the office and became so involved in this that I was even a little miffed. I had started to appreciate the wonderful opportunity these few quiet moments had given me to engage in some uninterrupted forward planning!

A minute later the lift lurched wildly a couple of times and ended it's descent, with the door opening at the basement. A uniformed man immediately unlocked the door. I assumed he was the lift technician. In all I had been in the lift for about 25-30 minutes and overall the experience was not all that unpleasant.

And here's the lao cb lift.

[2:50 PM]

The Perfect Gift

What is a special present? When i got back home this evening i got a parcel from Singapore for me.

I opened it up and i found this box

And inside the box, there are 3 items

The first item ( a birthday card )

Second Item

Add to the fragrance, Third item

The third item shocked me. I actually thought it was for real but NOT after i read the instruction on the bottle.
THIS WONDER DRUG MAY CAUSE A MINIMUM INCREASE OF 2 TO 3 FEET IN PENIS SIZE. SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR GUYS WITH SMALL PECKERS WHO COULDN'T GET A PIECE OF ASS IF IT WAS DUCT TAPED TO THEIR FACE.
DIRECTIONS:
1. TAKE ONE TO ACTUALLY SEE YOUR PENIS WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN.
2. TAKE TWO TO DOUBLE YOUR PENIS SIZE.
3. TAKE THREE TO HAVE TO WRAP YOUR PENIS AROUND YOUR LEG TO FIT IT IN YOUR PANTS.

CAUTION : MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS IN ONE EYES, BUT YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR DI*K IS BIGGER.

Lol. It wasn't for "real" of course ( obviously ! ). It is actually a bottle of candies ( made of corn syrup, corn starch and some artificial stuff ) which look like pill.
This parcel really made my day, i was laughing like mad when i look at those items. Who's the sender? None other than my smart wife.
Of all the precious commodities, she ended up buying this "perfect gift", one hell of a combo. Without a doubt, this is the ultimate perfect gift i ever had in my entire life. I love you baby.

[3:01 AM]

Monday, August 20, 2007

Not a very good Monday

Its only half of Monday right now and things are not going that good. A colleague of mine just resigned from his current position. He's making this decision probably due to incompetent of flexibility and adaptability to survive here. The story of how I evolved personally and professionally, could fill a book. But the most striking thing I noticed was how my emotions could flip so quickly and completely from absolute tired and sleepiness frustration from last nite to a got-my-ass-spanked-by-KingKong shock. This company is a land of immense contradictions.

[11:37 AM]

Friday, August 17, 2007

Happily Everquest After

Found this article on the internet just now.

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Two people who met in an online game are wedded in the first ceremony to be simultaneously held in both the real and virtual worlds.

By John Gaudiosi

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - While what happens in Vegas usually stays in Vegas, Sony Online Entertainment made an exception on Sunday with the first-ever combination video game and real-life wedding that took place at the Rio Casino and in Norrath's Qeynos.

The wedding of Nathan and Kelly Davalos was part of the eighth annual SOE Fan Faire, which saw over 2,000 make the pilgrimage to Sin City to get a sneak peak at upcoming games like Pirates of the Burning Sea, Gods and Heroes: Rome Rising, The Agency, and Free Realms.

Pastor Bill Toller of the Las Vegas Church of Praise presided over the wedding, which took place during the Saturday night banquet that culminated the three days of gaming activities. Two huge screens on either side of the stage beamed the live EverQuest II world to the attendees, who sat at hundreds of tables having finished a buffet dinner.

While there have been thousands of virtual weddings set within the worlds of EverQuest and EverQuest II, as well as many married couples who first met in the virtual massively multiplayer online (MMO) game world; this marked the first time two people were married in both the real and virtual world in one ceremony.

The pastor held a traditional wedding ceremony, complete with wedding vows and rings, but that was the only thing traditional about the event. Darth Vader, two stormtroopers, and EverQuest icons, Firiona Vie, and Antonia Beyle, walked down the red-carpeted ballroom aisle as part of the bridal procession.

Both the bride and groom wore traditional Old English costumes that were purchased from the United Kingdom for this "fantasy" wedding. Nathan and Kelly did not meet in the game world, but they do play EverQuest II together. They were planning on getting married at this, their first Fan Faire, and when Sony Online Entertainment heard this, the wedding ceremony became an event, complete with a TV crew capturing all the action.

Immediately following Nathan and Kelly's first kiss as husband and wife, the pastor invited the couple to step into their future with EverQuest II. The couple walked to the side of the stage where two PCs sat and each took control of their in-game characters -- Lady Quaddra and Lord Garthan. Set inside a custom home complete with pews, an altar, and a guide mage, Michael Shelling of SOE took the microphone and pronounced the couple Mr. and Mrs. Stormslayer in the game world while the mage shot fireworks off at the altar.

SOE's Alan Crosby, director of global community relations, took the microphone and continued with giveaways and other activities with the crowd while the new couple went to do some interviews. The newlyweds were back about an hour later to cut the cake on stage and share the moment with the crowd of fellow MMO gamers.

In keeping with the non-traditional theme of the night, the bride and groom exited again as the stage filled with 10 gamers in costumes from SOE games. Earlier, about 50 gamers had paraded across the stage, many in home-made costumes as pirates, knights, Jedis, and even a dominatrix, for the chance to win the top prize -- a $500 Visa gift card.

To close out the festivities, the 10 finalists were brought on stage and the attendees texted in their favorites for the winner to be chosen. Linda Carlson won her third costume contest as her in-game character, Brasse, a dwarf. She said she's made a different costume each year for the Fan Faires she's attended, but this will be her last costume competition, opening the door for a new winner next year.

SOE's Shelling said there was such an overwhelming response to the wedding that it might become a permanent part of Fan Faire. He said the challenge will be in trying to top this year's wedding. One idea he floated by was a real/virtual wedding in each of SOE's MMO game worlds -- EverQuest I and II, Vanguard: Saga of Heroes, Star Wars: Galaxies, PlanetSide, Pirates of the Burning Sea, Gods and Heroes: Rome Rising, and The Matrix Online.

View the video here

[4:37 PM]

Boring At Work

[9:42 AM]

Thursday, August 16, 2007

No One Is Perfect

Perfection is not a concept that applies to humans. We tolerate one another's faults and annoying habits because they are only a small part of the total person.

A well-rounded person naturally has more than one side and it's not always possible to be viewed from the best side of our profile. No matter how diligently we stay on our guard, someone will catch us at a bad moment. Like the time someone took a photo of me blowing out candles on my birthday cake. I don't know how you look when you blow out candles, but this is how the camera caught me…… (Demonstration with puffed cheeks and eyes popping - Not a pretty sight.)

Now, I ask you, is that what I really look like? You bet it is! But only when I'm blowing out candles - for just a few seconds in a whole year. You know what that means? There are over 3 million seconds every year when I don't look like that!

Sometimes a bad impression is the first or even the only impression we have of someone. Years ago, a bus driver made a bad impression on me. I never saw him again, but I'll always remember how rude and impatient he was. Maybe he was a rude impatient man - or maybe he was really a nice man under a lot of stress and having a bad day.

It's so easy to make judgements based on one incident in a person's life without knowing why they are acting that way. Sometimes they are simply reacting to something that we are doing.

One of my friends once reacted like a baboon. She didn't throw anything at me; she just stopped talking to me. It took a long time for me to realize she was reacting to a well-meaning remark I had made. She thought I had a low opinion of her.

I can understand how she felt. I always react badly if I think someone has a low opinion of me. I find that I act differently with different people. When I am with friends who see me as a bright outgoing person, I seem to sparkle in their company, but if someone expects me to be dull and stupid, I usually don't disappoint them.

We are inclined to live up to the image of ourselves that we see reflected in another person's eyes. The positive people in our lives look past our shortcomings and see us as the person we should be. This helps us to become that person.

So if we look for the best in people they will usually respond by rising to meet our expectations.

Of course we'll always have some faults and annoying habits. It's all part of being human. But don't let the little things stop you from seeing the good side of people.

[5:58 PM]

Belated Birthday

A lot of belated birthday wishes today and one of it came from none other than the infamous Donz.

"Where's my KFC? RM50 can buy me a few dinner plates"
From : Donz
12.26pm 15-Aug-07

Pu nia boh, this fuxer already ate more than "few" dinner plates from me through out this bloody decade.

[1:45 AM]

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

My Birthday Wish

Posting has been light this week. It has been a bit busy around here, and it isn’t over yet. But I couldn’t let today go by without a public shout out to myself, happy birthday to me today ( 14 August ).

When I was a kid, my birthday was always the best. Though it was not as elaborate, it was a day set aside special just for me. I can still remember when Mum used to give me money to buy KFC ( yes KFC ) and hold a little party for me and my friends. For some reason, KFC is like a grand thing then, probably because Mum came from a poor family and we don't eat good stuff that often. It really was nothing spectacular but to me at that time, it was the most beautiful moment I ever had. The moment it glistened and shone, just me and my friends and of course the chickens. Mum still practice this even until today, she gave me 50 bucks this morning and said "Son, go buy some KFC for yourself and friends". How sweet ! Even though i am earning my own now but i still take that 50 bucks, i am still her Son no matter how old i am. And best still, she bought me KFC for dinner hahahaha. I love you Mum.

What do i get for this year birthday? I got nothing this year, just a birthday card from Jo - she's the only one who would send me birthday card every year. Probably age is catching up, those presents thingie are no longer a traditional practice among my friends.

What do i wish for this year birthday? Here's the deal - because time hasn't stood still and I'm facing the dawn of yet another decade, I want something special for my birthday. I'm finding myself more and more in a state of depression. It's not because I'm a year older or any of that nonsense. It's just that, in the past there's been a torrential range of emotions associated with experiences surrounding my birthday and last year is certainly no exception. Some of the most incredible feelings of self-worth, friendship, and love have been felt during this time of year as well as some of the darkest moments of utter confusion and hopelessness. Of course, as is the human condition, the darker times come to mind much easier than the happy ones.

So what do I want for my birthday this year? More than anything I want some good times to replace these bad memories. That means being surrounded by light-heartedness, happiness, friendship, respect and good old fashioned debauchery. And hopefully, along with that, a few very close friends to share it with and help me to shake these bad feelings so I can enjoy the good times. Is it too much to ask for? And most of all, i really do wish i could spend some quality time with my love one. We are separated by distant and i hope the gap will become closer one day.

A big shout-out to all RAN players i know in game, especially my guild mates - thanks for all the wishes. Jo, thank you very very much for the card - you are just awesome. Thanks for all who SMSed me, appreciate it and God bless you. Shirley, thanks for the song ;) Brandon & Tommy, i got your SMS - thx bro appreciate that. Ex colleagues at Worldtech, so sweet of you guys to wish me - you guys rox. Huihui, your SMS suprised me ! - You owe me a present now ! My little sister in Taiwan, you siaopoh - love you sis.

Fux i think i am really getting old, its just a fuxing birthday ! why am i making a big fuzz here ?! im off to never never land, tomorrow another working day.

[2:12 AM]

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Server Farm

This is where i've been the past few days and for the next few weeks.

[9:21 AM]

Wednesday, August 08, 2007

Confusion

I was on my way to server farm in Cyberjaya last nite and half way driving i had this urgency of making my "business", small one. So i drove off to the nearest gas station and logged in to one of the toilet stall. I was barely finish unzipping when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Eh brother, how are you?"

Knn, in the middle of nowhere and in the men's restrooms at a rest stop, a bit weird rite? I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassedly: "Okok la"

Then he replied : "eh brother, what u doing la now?"

Dude, i'm pissing half way. At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say: "doing small business only". Feeling weird and funny, I tried to finish my business and get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Eh brother, later wan go yam cha ah?"

This million-dollar question is just too phenomenal but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I replied, "I got work to do man, maybe next time". Then I hear the guy say nervously..."Eh brother, i call you back, there's one siau eh in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

GG !

[11:47 AM]

Saturday, August 04, 2007

Gua Tempurung

I'm going to Gua Tempurung tomorrow morning !!!

[8:09 PM]

Thursday, August 02, 2007

The "Fighter" club report

Headquarters 7th Armored Division
Office of the Staff Judge Advocate
APO 257, Fighter Army

31 July 2007

Memorandum to : The commanding General, 7th Armored Division

Dear Sir,
Enclosed is the full report for the nite out and Individual Deceased Personnel File ( IDPF ) which i have divided into separate sections for your review.

Location of "War" : Cheras, KL.

Attendance : Me, Loong, Alfa, Seng Huat, Yunzi, Ckor, Digi, Tan, Kit Lou, LengYeh.

Time of "War" : 10pm - 3am.

Allies : Chivas, Carlsberg & K.

Official Documentation Of Death : In this section is the Adjutant General's 'Report of Death' form, noting that a Finding Of Death ( FOD ) had been made for F/O erimin and Ckor. The FOD was issued when sufficient evidence existed to confirm that they both was in fact "deceased", though their remains could not be located or identified. A second Report Of Death was made at 2.30am, which was generated after their remains were located and identified. This reports shows that they had been on active duty for 5 hours when they were "lost".

Personal Effects & Inventory : The effects of F/O erimin and Ckor were carefully catalogued, prior to their being sent to the Quartermaster Depot in Klang, and then on to their next of kin.

Reports regarding the Status of Remains : An "Area Search" was performed at 2.30am, in a Fighter-occupied zone, for the area when F/O erimin and Ckor went down. This document contains the report of a Fighter eyewitness on the ground, and shows a map of the burial place of both F/O erimin and Ckor. You will note the testimony of the Fighter Club that F/O erimin and Ckor was said to have been "shot due to excessive amount of Chivas".

Burial : Further details of the identification and burial of F/O erimin and Ckor are provided here. Erimin's remains were removed from the club at 3am and sent to his car. At the same time, F/O erimin friend signed the "Request for Disposition of Remains" form authorizing the return of his body to the car. The remains were then sent from the club to Klang, from which they shipped home aboard the Fighter Club "Sibeh 9 6", a victory-type car converted for the special purpose of bringing home the dead. The remains were received at Klang. This section of the file also deals with the "bureaucracy" of the process, and discusses the process of being reimbursed for funeral expenses by the Fighter Club.

Miscellaneous : These documents are primarily routing slips, cover memos and related paperwork. If you have any questions regarding this file, please contact me. There are number of further research options we can explore, including recreating the flying career of F/O erimin and Ckor. I have appreciated the opportunity to work with you on this project.

P/S : i slept in the car till 9am the next day.

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