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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Shit Ass Weapon
Something that I bought from Troy :
I bought it for self-protection in case shit happens but you can do many other things with it, up to your imagination ;)
[2:40 PM]
Monday, April 28, 2008
Boring Meeting
We've all been in one. Boring meetings. Whether it is at work or some other place boring meetings seem like a part of everyone's life. I attended my company meeting this morning. More accurately, I was imprisoned in a meeting. It lasted almost three painful hours, during which I became convinced that the laws of physics had somehow broken down and caused an actual stopping of time. It was that bad.
Meetings aren't the most exciting topic, they're important because they fill up so much of our time. My almost three-hour fun fest had the typical meeting trappings: the laptops, the coffee, the nice conference table, the opening chitchat about nothing in particular. I was supposed to be there to present and share some thoughts about my marketing plan for a particular product that I'm handling but it turned out that most of the meeting was filled with other agenda items which is none-of-my-business. I almost wanted to spill coffee on the conference table and then make little paper boat and sail it down the table. What an evil thought.
The boss did all of the talking, providing updates, sharing opinions and blah blah blah blah. Nothing interesting EXCEPT when he said, "Happy Hour with customers once every 2-3 weeks". Company bills of course ;) Everyone was lighten up immediately, "we can go anywhere?", "inclusive of girls?", "can we go strip pub?", you know questions like that popped up instantly. Now, this is what I call meeting.
[1:48 PM]
Thursday, April 24, 2008
The Story Of Ah Donz Again
Was chatting with efun on MSN late this evening and here's the conversation :
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
eh check this out i recieve sms from donnie this evening
erimin.blogspot.com says:
wtf
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
Donz: wtf u doing in SS15? Makan Burger King?
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
efun: Are u sure is me?
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
Donz: *Car plate number* wor'
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
efun: i upgrade to a big car already la
erimin.blogspot.com says:
mahai u change car jor?
erimin.blogspot.com says:
mat 7 car?
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
Donz: erm... that's your fuxing bro in SS15? ask him to wash the fuxing car lar... Even dirtier than mine ok
erimin.blogspot.com says:
lol
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
what u wan me to reply?
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
i also donno what to say
erimin.blogspot.com says:
one word - GG
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
niama i really wan to bang ur hood friend
erimin.blogspot.com says:
tht sohai
erimin.blogspot.com says:
tht day i went subang parade have lunch wit him
erimin.blogspot.com says:
ma cau hai
erimin.blogspot.com says:
going in to the car park tht time
erimin.blogspot.com says:
I HAVE TO GO DOWN AND TAKE THE FUXKING TICKET !
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
see his photo
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
http://www.wretch.cc/blog/efunrox&article_id=11288346
erimin.blogspot.com says:
cau hai face
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
LOL
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
cannot tahan him
Chris - http://www.wretch.cc/mypage/efunrox says:
i go blog that sms 1st
erimin.blogspot.com says:
me too
It might looks blur to some of you but what we both are trying to point out and laughing our ass off is this -->
Donz: erm... that's your fuxing bro in SS15? ask him to wash the fuxing car
lar... Even dirtier than mine ok
I'd never seen Donz's car in good condition before ( excluding the first time he got the damm car )and it was never even qualified or near to be in the "clean" category. And by the way, if you are following this post you can actually see Donz hamsap face from the link my friend mentioned. Donz is the one with the most ugly hamsap face with his fingers signalling "Yo I'm the Daddy !".
Donz, we have evidence from CSI :
[12:20 AM]
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
A Sad News
I got to know that my pet sister in Taiwan was diagnosed with blood cancer. Upon hearing that, my heart dropped and I shed some tears. I am very sad and so concerned about her. I live too far from her, I'm in Malaysia and she's in Taiwan and I wish I can do something to make her feel better. Yesterday when I spoke to her, she cried and I can completely understand for a 20 year old girl to go through all these shits. She can't live a normal life, she can't go for classes, she can't sing like she used to be, she can't have fun with friends, she can't this she can't that, everything is so fuxing limited. She has to go back to the hospital every week to get her treatment. Her mum passed away because of blood cancer too and now she got it. She never did anything bad to anyone and she does not deserve this. That's how unfair life is.
I don’t know much bout her cancer, but I have learned that one day at a time is essential, and that I need to follow her lead.
[1:11 AM]
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Perfect Art
Check the video below, this guy is awesome.
I used to draw a lot when I was a kid and now that I'm much older I still draw but in a simpler way.
[1:37 PM]
Thursday, April 17, 2008
World Snooker Championship
World Snooker Championship, "Jimmy White" Marcus 3- "Steve Davis" TL 0
.....and this noob owed me Rm30 bucks ! wakakakakaka
[2:18 PM]
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Staying Late
*Yawnnnnnnnnnnnn* It's only 2.30am, but I think I'll be here for a few more hours. I'm fuxing stuck at this building finishing off some shits to be prepared for tomorrow. And I'm on the fuxing 8th floor and what I fuxing hate most about staying late is taking the damn elevator down to the car park. It shits me out all the time when I'm in the lift late at nite and being alone. I got my ass in the lift, watching it goes down from one floor to another and every fuxing time the lift stops before reaching my destination I have wild imagination. Call me paranoid but I'm always afraid that the person entering would be some "thing", you know what I mean.
Sitting late in the office is making people perpetually tired and irritated but not in my case. I prefer to work late at nite, reason? Simply because I feel peaceful and without disturbance. And besides, all the bosses are not around and I can act my own version of company takeover. But still I think the best thing about staying late in the office is to terrorize the other female`s bathroom without fear of being caught. I mean come on, who the fux in the earth gonna use the female toilet at unholy hours like 2 in the morning? I have come across several jokers who work until midnight just because their companies look to get bulk of work done with the lean work force. In some offices, bosses like to sit late in the offices just to show how efficient and effective they. This puts extra pressure on the staff who also tend to stay late and don’t want to appear as those who dare to leave before the boss. Come on man, you stay late to do your work and not to pretend.
Money is important. There is no argument against it. But one should not get so dumb fuxed in the greed of it that we fail to understand that money is good only when we can have time to spend and enjoy it. Another community message brought to you exclusively by erimin. Good nite for now, and ohh before I fuxing leave this place I'm gonna unplug everyone`s computer monitors so the next morning everyone thinks there`s a major network problem. Booooooooooo-yahhhhhhhh !
[2:31 AM]
Sunday, April 13, 2008
Eat This
[3:25 PM]
Saturday, April 12, 2008
Growing Older
I've got a lot of friends and many of them success in their life, particularly this good friend of mine. He's heading the development team of his company, the so call Head Of Technical Development. Yah the title itself sounds cool and makes anyone with that tag looks very successful in his / her career. BUT sometimes, they got over-smart and always try to be cute in cyberworld, like MSN.
Tsiu Weng says:
yo
Tsiu Weng says:
mcb
erimin.blogspot.com says:
wow u yo-ed me
erimin.blogspot.com says:
u r a rapper
Tsiu Weng says:
dude u're hurting me man
Tsiu Weng says:
do you feel me man
Tsiu Weng says:
we're frm da hood man
erimin.blogspot.com says:
wtf do u wan dick
Tsiu Weng says:
dude ... u ain't cool
Tsiu Weng says:
wacha gettin down with yo
erimin.blogspot.com says:
dude, get a life
Tsiu Weng says:
yo yo yo ...
Tsiu Weng says:
wcha sayin ain't cool
erimin.blogspot.com says:
fux u la, i wanna go 2net liao GG
Tsiu Weng says:
why you dissing me man
Tsiu Weng says:
ain't we chillin?
erimin.blogspot.com says:
yah sux this bitch
Tsiu Weng says:
you ain't cool man
Tsiu Weng says:
you ain't cool
Tsiu Weng says:
no chill
erimin.blogspot.com says:
bye suxer
Tsiu Weng says:
you dissing me man
Tsiu Weng says:
you ain't black man
Tsiu Weng says:
you ain't black
And by the way, the asshole above ( Tsiu Weng ) is Donz. Head Of Development Team, heh bite me.
[4:59 PM]
Friday, April 11, 2008
Learn How To Respect
Treating people with respect makes your world a nicer place to live in, whether it's at home, at school, or out in your community. Respecting your parents, siblings, boss, partner, wife etc. also makes you a happier person. And it's easy - all you have to do is treat people the way you like to have them treat you. We live in a multi-racial country that made up of many different cultures, languages, races, and backgrounds. That kind of variety can make all our lives a lot more fun and interesting, but only if we get along with each other. And to do that we have to respect each other.
For instant, your boss always come late for work and he'll fux the shit out of you if you're late even a minute. *pause* He will never get the respect from you or anyone in the office. Lead by example. I'd probably be a hypocrite when I'm complaining about a bunch of workers whining and complaining about the littlest inconvenience at the work-place. It's WORK, you're supposed to be inconvenient all times. ALWAYS expect shit to happen and with that way, you're never disappointed. I hate the fact that people are such hypocrites. People take one hour lunch breaks, check e-mail, bring kids to work, and then complain that they're too busy to work on and review a project that was due a year ago.
Respect others with your words. For example, you hate it when people scold you "Fux your mother", then start respecting others by not saying those words first. Don't insult people or make fun of them. Listen to others when they speak and value other people's opinions. Be considerate of people's likes and dislikes. Be sensitive to other people's feelings and don't pressure someone to do something he or she doesn't want to do.
Tolerating each other is not that hard to do once you understand one another. If people can learn to communicate effectively by letting each other know how they feel and sometimes even why they feel the way they do, then it would be much easier to relate to one another. If you can relate to someone, or at least see where they are coming from, tolerating them isn't a task.
[2:14 AM]
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Italiano
When you got a flat tyre in the morning and a traffic summon, you will eventually get pissed off and eat something like this for lunch :
[2:31 AM]
Tuesday, April 08, 2008
Arsene Wanker & Ass-Anal
Two Gunners fans are on the plane on the way to Holland.
One turns to the other and says "Hey Arthur! See if this plane turns upside-down will we fall out?"
"No way Richard," says his mate "of course we'll still be pals!!"
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?
A: Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice.
Q: What is the difference between Arsenal and a cup of tea?
A: The tea stays in the cup longer!
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan in a suit?
A: The accused.
How did you enjoy your holiday in Israel?'
'Smashing!'
'Did you visit the Wailing Wall?'
'Yes - but I couldn't get anyway near it for the Arsenal supporters!
Q: Why did God make Arsenal supporters smelly?
A: So blind people could laugh at them too!
Two men are fishing on a river bank in a remote area of the River Thames on a Saturday afternoon miles away from any radio or tv.
Suddenly one man turns to the other and says "The Gunners have lost again."
The other man was flabbergasted and said "how in the name of god do you know that?"
The other man replied "It's quarter to five."
Q: What do you call 100 Arsnal supporters at the bottom of a cliff?
A: A good start!
Q: What do you call a dead Gunner Fan in a closet?
A: Last years winner of the hide and seek contest.
The seven dwarfs are down in the mines when there is a cave-in.
Snow White runs to the entrance and yells down to them.
In the distance a voice shouts out "Arsenal" are good enough to win the European Cup."
Snow White says "Well at least Dopey's alive!"
Q: What do you say to a Gunners supporter with a good looking bird on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo
Q: What do you call an Arsenal fan that does well on an IQ test?
A: A cheat.
Q: Why do housewives love Arsenal?
A: Because they stay on top for ages and come second!
Look at Liverpool. Nobody in England has been more successful in terms of winning trophies than them. So to all you Ass-anal fans out there, bid goodbye to Champions League later.
[10:05 AM]
Sunday, April 06, 2008
Another Boring Weekend
Hopefully you didn’t notice, but I’ve been very busy this weekend. I finally took the plunge and got all the stupid documentations ready for my presentation this Monday. I woke up early on Saturday morning and went off to troubleshoot one of my ex customer's network problem and about noon went over to Cyberjaya for another Linux box case. I spent the day skimming through some of the slides and resources I’ve prepared for Monday's presentation.
Saturday night was spent wisely playing Dota with sweetie and a friend. Got all kinds of posts lined up - all kinds of notes sitting on my desk. Weird happenings lately. Just need the time to type them out. The week and weekend have just been too busy. Grrrr...it sux.
Today I slept through the whole afternoon. An interesting experience that I had to go through ;).
[8:00 PM]
Thursday, April 03, 2008
The Great Pretender
I don’t lie about things that would hurt anyone or cheat anyone out of something. I have never considered myself to be someone that lies a lot, I've often thought of myself as someone who can be too honest ( sometimes ). I just embellish about myself all the time. I would never put up with or stay with someone who has lied to me or deceived me but sometimes I just forgive people too easily.
A friend of mine recently found out that somebody has been lying to him about almost everything he / she ( I'm not gonna list out the gender, so guess for yourself ) has ever told him. From basic shits like where he / she graduated, family background, names, photos and shits like that. And pretty much everything in between. And the best thing is, he / she doesn't even seem to feel sorry about it.
I don't know what to do with these type of species, all those lies just made me completely lost my trust and respect for him / her. He / she should be ashamed and embarrassed by what he / she has done. How does one come back from that? How does one make up for such deception? I mean come on man, it's only a yes or no - as simple as that. Why lie?
[12:58 AM]
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Another Lesson Of The Day
I got an email from someone today, a complete shock to me.
Hi Erimin,
I have a boyfriend and I am getting married by the end of this year and to the sensitivity of our teenage situation, that makes us not just pure friends. so I am writing to you to tell you that we do not need and we shouldn't contact each other any more.
I won't contact you and expect the same from you. I won't be happy and so as my man if I did because this is the right thing to do.
if you have respected me one day, you should be happy for me and respect my wish.
All the best.
Thanks,
Someone
Yah I know it looks bad to post someone's mail here but if I don't, you guys won't understand the situation I'm dealing with. Alrite, it's a she BUT it never happen and never work out. So what's the fuzz here of NOT CONTACTING EACH OTHER ANYMORE? I was shocked. But anyway, I replied in a very polite manner. Here's my reply :
Congratulation. As you certainly know good communication is the corner stone of all interhuman relationships. If there is a need for the human element we have to be open about our interrelational communications. As I notice from your mail, it seems that some slight misunderstanding may have arisen concerning our relationship. I therefore understand your feeling of being offended and will not reciproque in the same way.
But anyway, if I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression. And If you can't say anything nice, then at least have the decency to be vague. God bless you both.
[2:14 AM]