for those about to rock, we salute you:
AKA :
erimin
Email : erimin@yahoo.com
Location : Malaysia
Age : Who wants to know?
Want-To-Meet List:
Eddie Vedder ( Pearl Jam )
Steven Gerrard ( Liverpool FC )
Linus Torvalds ( Linux Creator )
Angelina Jolie ( she r0x ! )
Want-To-Go List:
Lollapalooza
Seattle USA
Woodstock Festival
Chat :
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Bennar
Donz da Man
Wing Loon
Simon & Jun
Efun
Mcdonalds
I was so fuxing hungry and needed a reallllll superrrrrrr fast food, so i went to Mcdonalds and tapau. I asked for a half dozen of nuggets. Here's my conversation with the The Jay Chow wannabe teenager at the counter :
Jay Chow wannabe : "We dont have half dozen of nuggets Sir".
Me : "You sure?".
Jay Chow wannabe : "We only have six, nine and twelve Sir".
Me : "So i cant order a half dozen nuggest but i can order six?".
Jay Chow wannabe : "Thats rite Sir".
So i shook my head and order SIX nuggets. Wtf ?! Time for Abang erimin to teach you guys some maths.
1 Dozen = 12, half dozen = ? ( if you cant figure this out you better eat my shits ).
[1:01 PM]
My First Car
I remember when i first got my driver's license i asked my dad to buy me a car so i could travel easily ( to court chicks actually ). My dad made a deal with me "go college, study hard, show me good result, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car".
I thought about that for a moment and decided to settle for the offer and we both agreed on it.
After a couple of months, my dad said "Son, i've been real proud. You brought your grades up and i've observed that you have been studying hard ( my balls study hard, when he passes by my room i pretend to be studying and while he's off i continue my computer games ), but im really dissapointed you havent gotten your hair cut."
I paused for a moment then said "You know, Dad, i've been thinking about that and i've noticed in my observation that all the famous dudes have long hair. Kurt Cobain had long hair, great footballers had long hair, mum had long hair and even Jesus had long hair."
To this my Dad replied, "Did you also observe that Jesus walked everywhere he went?".
I got my first car and a hair cut 2 years after that ;) thanks Dad.
[1:44 AM]
Mayday ! Mayday ! Mayday !
This is the transcript of an ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.
Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.
Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, THAT'S ONE FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.
Canadians: We are a lighthouse. Your call.
[12:16 AM]