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Thursday, April 27, 2006
Terrenganu Trip
I was in Terrenganu last sunday, a very short trip. We departed from KL on saturday afternoon around 3.30pm and it took us like 7 fucking hours to reach there ( by car ). Unless you've trekked across Africa from north to south, sailed halfway around the world, or crossed the Arctic on food, you can not begin to imagine the size of Malaysia.
The one thing I realized during my trip was, that although at first its not easy to see, but that where you are now, just like anywhere else, people live, love, work, play, are inspired, hate, kill, steal, die, just like anywhere else. Although you might not think it, the whole world is one. Different but equal.
This post is something of a travelogue, showing some of the pictures I took, telling stories of the beauty I encountered, the things I saw and the people I did. Or something. You might be surprised at what the whole trip cost me. Less then RM15 all in all! How did I do that? You might ask. Well, i am sponsored, hahahaha thanks efun. Ok lets cut the craps, let the pictures preach.
We got up early the next morning and travelled down to efun's dad factory. We managed to shop some seafoods.
Ma cipet ! Can you fucking believe this? RM13-16 for 1 kg of crabs ! You eat the shit out of it man. We bought like 5 fucking kgs of crabs and our Harrier definitely smells like "Crabrier". After the visit to efun's dad factory, donz was not so happy with his crab-shopping session earlier on so we decided to stop by at a mini market beside the beach on our way back.
I dont remember the name of this fish but it definitely is one hell of a big cocky fish.
That was fish he is BBQ-ing, guess how much is one stick? 1 fucking Ringgit ! you hear me right, loud and clear....RM 1 ! We ran out of ciggarates here and Donz actually asked this guy for a ciggie. Cheap bastard ! People selling you Rm1 for one stick and yet you demand for more.
As for the foods, it was fantastic !
Parental advice needed for further viewing before you scroll for the next picture........
Nothing much left if you are eating with Donz the gorilla.
Here's some of the beautiful beach view i managed to snapped.
Terrenganu ChinaTown.
We left on Sunday night around 9.30pm and i reached home around 4am. Now, that was one hell of a short trip. Terrenganu, i'll be back !
[1:06 AM]
Friday, April 21, 2006
Name Of The Names
One of my good friend ( thomas AKA Mr. Romeo ) is gonna be a father soon, i am very very delighted with this news. As a good friend, i will try my best to help in whatever way possible as long as i am capable of doing it. Forget about money, we are good friends you see. Im not gonna wash his kid's ass or wipe shits or breastfeed him/her BUT since we are good friends, im gonna ease his ass-pain thinking about names for his kid. Enjoy ;)
So the father surname is "Tan", hmmm... let see what i can do with "Tan"
1) Tan Fu King - applicable for both male or female.
2) Tan Sa Kai - inspired by the movie "Braveheart".
3) Tan Sa Kit - banyak sakit.
4) Tan Yu Sit - imagine if the teacher asks for your name and you answered, "You Sit."
5) Tan Ong Tae - the last emperor ( Ong Tae means "King" in hokkien ).
6) Tan Tuah Ki - only for male.
7) Tan Tuah Liap - only for female.
8) Tan Ni Kong - lightning.
You can also add in english names like Nokia, Motorola, Konika, Canon etc.
I didnt sleep for the past 3 days just to think of all these, see..im such a good friend.
[2:18 PM]
Thursday, April 20, 2006
Menara Promet Car Park
I just realized i havent been updating my blog for a couple of days. Alrite new entry for today, i would love to condemm this small littly bitchy parking bay at Menara Promet, KL. I had an appointment there this afternoon, as a first timer we always look for entrance to the parking. It was pretty easy to locate the car park entrance. But dont be overjoy, let me list down the fucked up thingies with the car park :
1) The road down to the car park is so fucking narrow that you cant even fit in a hamster. You cant even do a L-Turn for God sake. You can either go straight or backward.
2) Its so fucking dark. Welcome to hell.
3) They have this bitchy sort like a mini lift where you park your car on top of it and press the button to lift up your car. I dont fucking understand why they install that, you cant even lift your car up ( there are height limitation ). Go bang the wall loser.
4) I parked there for like 40minutes and it fucking cost me RM9.
5) Too many fucking bumps.
6) It was written level B3 and B4 are for visitors and yet i still see "reserved" with the car plate number signboard on all car lots, wtf?! I ended up walking out from the car and with a little creativity i redesign the fucking signboard. I used my marker pen and added in, "reserved my balls".
I fucking curse the designer of this car park, may you have funny looking creatures like Donz crawling out from your ass every month.
[5:25 PM]
Monday, April 17, 2006
~ @ # $ % ^ & * ( ) _ + |
I have nothing to write, nothing interesting except for usual Sunday morning SMS from cipet donz ( Sunday sux because of him ).
I didnt fail as a part-time blogger.
[10:09 AM]
Saturday, April 15, 2006
Putra Collective TT - Damansara Perdana
I finally went for the Putra Collective TT ( Teh Tarik ) meeting. Darn, was shocked at the number of cars turned out and mostly are heavily modified. Met up with rhys in Klang and we proceeded to Subang to meet up with Aquila. He came about 10pm and we then drove to our designated location, Kelana Jaya Shell petrol station. That was where, all the monsters are waiting.
We then went to a mamak located at Damansara Perdana. One whole fucking roll of Putras parked at the parking bay, isnt it cool? Pictures speak louder.
[2:28 AM]
Tuesday, April 11, 2006
Good Day To Sleep
For me Sunday is the perfect day for rest, to sleep like a pig. I would always sleep fucking late on Saturday and wake up super late the next day. When i am sleeping, i hate disturbance....noisy sounds, people screaming, 20inch car exhaust pipe, non-stop phone calls from some unknown bastard. I got this perfect SMS on Sunday morning :
Guess where am i now?
Sender: Donz
Sent: 9-Apr-2006 11:07:24
11:07 fucking in the morning ! Nia ma cipet.... i was still sleeping like a pig at that time and i didnt reply this moron. I woke up around 2.30pm and gave him a call. Im glad for you bro, he finally completed his driving seminar, in other word...he's gonna get his fucking driving license soon at a VERY YOUNG age. Anyway, i continue with my journey....eat,shit,TV and i got this SMS again :
I just finished "class". I feel so much smarter now. There's nothing like education.
Sender: Donz
Sent: 9-Apr-2006 14:41:04
I should probably just get a champagne and some candies to celebrate. But hell, this fucker spammed me with another SMS ( long and touching one ) :
lol.Now my education is complete. I feel like a completely new man. I wish for world peace. Thank You. I love you all. I never thought i'd make it this far. I'd like to thank God for giving me this chance, i'd like to thank my parents for believing in me,i'd like to thank babyface for writing all those beutiful songs,i'd like to thank the late jimi hendrix 4 being my inspiration and lastly thank you all 4 ur unwaivering support. Thank you.
Sender: Donz
Sent: 9-Apr-2006 14:52:06
If you actually read the Bible, God awarded Sunday as rest day.
[11:56 AM]
Friday, April 07, 2006
The Big Deal
I will be representing my company for a presentation at Berjaya Times Square tomorrow morning. Dude all the big guys from Berjaya will be there and this include Tan Sri Vincent Tan himself, have you seen him before? He has 2 bodyguard with him wherever he goes, i wonder if i could pass him my name card tomorrow or end up got beaten like shit before i could even get near him.
I got this mail from a friend, another Malaysia Boleh story. Thought i might share this with you guys before i continue with my preparation for tomorrow's presentation. Ok this is how it goes :
Dear all,
I need all yours help. Actuall this is my case, please help me spread out this news. I own a proton wira 1.5A, I sent my car for second service (mileage 6k) at Johor Bahru Larkin EON service center(Jalan Langkasuka) on last saturday(17/9/05 ) morning. At the same time I make my complaint for my car's engine, it got abnormal sound inside. After the service
advisor(Azhari_A) heard the situation, he told me is a major problem, estimate 2 weeks to fix
the problem.
OK, that's just nice, I need to went to KL for job training 2 weeks (18/9/05 until 30/9/05) onward and go there by bus, so I told the service advisor I can left my car there for them to solve the problem for 2 weeks, and he can call me if anything need my attention.
So Monday I already at KL training, they no called up. Tuesday (19/9/05) afternoon the service advisor called up, telling me that my Car already flushed the engine and ready for collect. BUT!!! He told me That they got the advise from EON HQ and PROTON manufacturing people that, the engine sound will be disappeared when keep driving until 15k ~ 20k mileage. I CAN'T ACCEPT THIS SOLUTION!!! So, I straight told them I can't accept this solution.
Tuesday night I called their 24 hours customer service hotline (1800883003), show them that I am very unsatisfaction by their service. Then wednesday morning their EON HQ executive(Ms Chua) called up, she told me she will follow up by co-ordinate with the manager at JB branch.
Thursday I called up Ms Chua cause I wait her news until noon but she never called up. After that she told me that they were still Trying to contact each other, whatever.
Friday JB assistant branch manager called me up, still telling the same STORY, asked me to drive the car until 15k to 20k then the sound will be disappeared. I REALLY CAN'T ACCEPT THEIR ATTITUDE OF SERVICING CUSTOMER .
Today I went there, I met the Manager there with my brother and The assistant manager together. So, they telling me that drive the car Until the mileage then the sound will be dissapeared, so I request a report from them, I need them to state there that what they telling me, what their solution. So, if my car's engine really broken down on the half road, they must compensate for my loss and rental for a car, due to because I am working as a outdoor service personal, I need the car during my working hours. I only request for a small matter they also can't satisfied me. THEY CAN'T MAKE IT! They can't make any promise or report for that. SO, what all they telling me just like a story. Actually when I talking to them
really voice up, because is really angry, this matter gave me a lot of pressure, wasting my time and money. At the last, you know how the manager do, "HE SAID, YOU WANT TAKE YOUR CAR NOW, TAKE IT, DON'T WANT, YOU GO OUT FROM MY OFFICE, DON'T ANGRY HERE"
Thanks for all you hearing my case, please let all your friends
Know this kind of service they provided if they intend to buy a PROTON car.
So, I not yet collect my car, I am planning what to do right now, so anyone know who or which department I can get my help or advise, Please let me know.
Thank you very much!
YOURS SINCERELY,
TAN HWA CHYUAN
780829-01-6347
[12:12 AM]
Thursday, April 06, 2006
High School
I was filliing up my car petrol in the middle of the nite at a petrol station near my house. While paying i was approached by another customer there, an indian who has a body double size of me.
Indian : Lu budak High School ( my primary school ) ka?
Me : ( Being a smart ass i declined to give him a firm answer, worrying that he might be one
of those unlucky bastard from rival schools who got his ass kicked by me during high
school days. Who knows he still recognized me and are looking for revenge ). Mana lu
tau ? saya macam budak High School ka?
Indian : Budak High School semua saya kenal. Lu budak High School saya tau.
Me : ( Its not a good thing to get your ass kicked at this unholy hour ) Lu budak High School
ka?
Indian : ( He was smart as well not to answer me ) Budak High School banyak kuat !
And it was then i quickly answered him with my head high up to the sky
Me : High School banyak kuat hah , saya budak High School la !
Indian : Ini macam lu banyak kuat jugak la !
And he gave me a friendly touch on my shoulder and left the scene after filling up RM5 petrol.
I would have been admitted to hospital due to choking too much of petrols if that indian was one
of those asses who got owned by me during school days. See, im proud of my school.
[12:58 AM]
Wednesday, April 05, 2006
Tribute To Kurt Cobain
K U R T C O B A I N ( 1 9 6 7 - 1 9 9 4 )
P e a c e, L o v e, E m p a t h y
[9:44 AM]
Monday, April 03, 2006
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[1:09 PM]
Sunday, April 02, 2006
Polis Diraja Malaysia
It was a lovely Saturday afternoon, so i decided to pay my traffic summons at the nearest police traffic station in Klang. Normal scene at the station, people queing up paying their summons, corpse ( i mean cops ) with uniforms, dogs chasing cats, half cold aircond and printer that sounds like Metallica "Enter Sandman".
There were like 4-5 sinners in front of me queing up and after about 10minutes it was my turn to pay my bills. I saw this corpse ( cops, sorry ) at the counter wearing a badge "Kami Anti Rasuah" ( We Anti Bribe ) and he asked me for my summon ticket, i gave him my ticket and he asked me to wait while he surf the internet for porns. Ok i was just bulshitting ( dont spoil the lovely afternoon ), he asked me to wait while he checked my total outstandings. After a few strokes on the keyboard he told me my total bill is Rm350. Ma cibai, Rm350?! Wtf?! I didnt bang any aeroplane, i didnt speed up to 300kmph, i didnt wank in the car and i never park outside Badawi's house ( Badawi = Malaysia Prime Minister ). I checked the report summary, mostly are speed trap and i was trapped 5 fucking times ! So i look at the officer, "Banyak mahal la...tak boleh kurang atau buat rayuan?" ( very expensive, can reduce or appeal? ). And this Mr. Saya Anti Rasuah replied, "Saya ada kawan dekat Bukit Aman boleh tolong, lu kasi saya RM250 saya kaw tim sama lu...kira kopi la" ( i got a friend in Bukit Aman that can help, give me RM250 and ill fix it for u...sorta like coffee money ). I looked at him and his cutie badge "Saya Anti Rasuah" .....*sigh* and of course i paid him, RM 100 discount. Anti my balls !
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I was with my usual gaming friends after our gaming session at our favourite mamak stall. We were sitting beside a group of fierce looking, stoned face ( im sure they are high on drugs ), 50cents face and with one glance you know they are the barbarians you dont wanna mess with. There were like 6-7 of them, talking in heavenly blessed hokkien such as "nin bu eh" ( refers to your mother ), kannibu eh ( fuck your mother ), cau cibai ( which refers to female "you know" ) and the list goes on. Kurt Cobain will resurrect from his dead hearing this holy chant.
One of them started to shout in rampage - shouting at his friends, screaming at the workers, yelling like he just lost his grandmother's gift. Crowds started to look at him, probably thats what he wants. The whole mamak environment suddenly becomes super ugly, courtesy of our Mr. Loud Speaker. Look dude, if you're high on drugs and you wanna shout...go back, wank in the toilet, cum right in the toilet bowl and then get someone to shove your fucking face right to the toilet bowl and you can start to screammmmmmmmmm like there is no tomorrow.
And the best thing is, 2 cops on motorbike passes by heard the screaming. They got down from their bike and approached one of Mr. Loud Speaker's friend. I thought to myself, he's gonna get it !! I was about to order a nasi lemak ayam for celebration while watching the show. And to my suprise, the cops actually greeted them politely and had a short friendly conversation with them. Wtf?! You know they are high on drugs ! The cops left with a smile and the shouting propaganda continues.........
[2:05 AM]