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Sunday, June 29, 2008
Shits Do Happen
I keep having these recurring dream about car accidents lately. I dream of me dying in a tragic car accident. I am always alone in the car and either a big rig truck cuts me off and smashes me to death by tipping over or it is on the freeway and I am in the middle of a 5 to 7 car pile up and by the time they get to me I am already dead. Also, it's weird because I felt like I died in real life (my subconscious told me "you died" and I felt "dead") it's weird! It was like a lucid dream. My whole body went numb, I was so shocked at what had happened. I woke up and that was the end of my nitemare.
So in case if I really die in accident, tell my mum and my love one I love them so much. Lame post but just in case if shits happen.
[3:30 AM]
Friday, June 20, 2008
Tired And Boring
I am tired and I am sick. Many people have told me that I should be striving to find some balance in life. In general, I think that I do quite well. I actually don't exercise much, I use a lot of computers and I always sleep late. On the other hand, I occasionally work 52 hours a week and skip meals. See, I'm really trying hard to balance it ;)
Well, I have been innocently staying at home after work for the past few days. They have been boring days, truth be told, but I am hating it. I got no where to go, nothing to do except trying to get a good sleep. Which saddens me a great deal since I can't really stick my ass at home. So after those painful days, I started to call up some old friends for some drinks. The friends I spent time with have been awesome, I had loads of conversation, and I felt that activities like this made a difference in someone’s life. A positive difference, and was done because I was so fuxing boring!
I slept really badly the last few days, thanks to Euro 2008. That makes me grumpy as hell and accident prone. I managed to plant my knee against a fuxing desk so hard today that I ended up feeling nauseous from the pain. I will probably be limping later. Not much I can do about all of it, other than feel sorry for myself, which I am doing a really good job of right now. For those reading this, I am fine, I will be ok. Just right now things are just feeling fuxed up, it will pass as well and I will be my usual cheery self.
Also, tomorrow promises to be a non-event for me. I am getting sick and fuxing tired of putting my life on hold while other things, other people, other events have to take place before I can get what I deserve. This is not about wanting. Want is a nebulous thing that means nothing to the universe. What we deserve as a reward for our efforts is a different thing. I wont go into detail much more, but I am feeling tired rite now. I despise the feeling of inertia I have right now. I am going nowhere fast - in any area of my life.
[4:46 PM]
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
The Euro 2008 Fever
When you are watching Euro 2008 with a group of friends and while waiting for the match to kick off, you can do this :
[4:19 PM]
Saturday, June 14, 2008
Iron Fuxing Man
I know it's an old movie but I just watched em like 2-3 weeks ago with a spastic friend, Donz. I normally don’t go to the cinema simply because I am an asshole and I support pirated DVDs, as simple as that. After my salary offered up a sufficient enough cash bribe I agreed to watch it with Donz. After sitting through and sleeping for ninety minutes of the worst movie ever made, I swear to God I gotta review this movie. And not only the movie. I'm gonna risk myself of going to jail for reviewing this movie.
OK so, Ironman is an ass kicking robot blockbuster, they tell you how great robots are and how they can fux up the world nicely. I don't know how many are yet to watch this show but if you haven't watch it, this post is gonna be a spoiler so don't yell at me with your wet vagina and don't bitch at me like Donz. The storyline is pretty simple, it's about this rich ass genius Tony Stark being kidnapped by terrorists and forced to build a bomb that can even destroy Godzilla with one click. And while he was building the bomb unwillingly, he actually built a robot suit - a real kick ass robot suit, a route for him to escape from all these gay terrorists. He completed it in time and managed to kick the shits out of everyone and got his ass back home safely, with the help of the robot suit of course. I think MacGyver also lose him la.
The show continues as we watch Tony Stark develop a new super armor with the assistance of his super advanced Adobe Photoshop software and his comic relief robot helpers. And he has a hot assistant too. Robot helpers and hot female assistant – looks like Santa’s getting an updated list from one blogger asshole this year. While he’s building his new kick ass suit of armor Tony Stark finds out that the same gay terrorists that kidnapped him have gotten their hands on a bunch of Stark Enterprise weaponry and he decides to take matters into his own hands. So he jumps in his robot suit and flies to the Middle East in around six minutes. From Los Angeles! Nia ma, I wish I have that suit. He got his ass to the Middle East in 6 fuxing minutes and rape the holy piss out of a bunch of terrorists and then he fights a tank. Yes a fuxing tank. A robot fights a motherfuxing tank. If you’re not sprouting some sort of physiological sign of being horribly aroused (hard nipples, raging boner, moist in the crotch – take your pick) then you’re probably not human. Come on leh, a robot vs a tank! Get excited a bit!
He fuxing rape the tank with a single knockout and then you can see him leaving cooly ( with a rock song playing at the background ). It's time to go back LA for some beers and skirt chasing. Once he is back in America, the bad ass guy found Tony Stark’s prototype armor that he left in the Middle east during his escape and decided to reverse engineer that into his own version. So we have a situation here, so far our Ironman escaped the terrorist kidnapping, rape the terrorists and save mankind, one hit KO a fuxing tank and now he has to fight his own kind but a bigger size robot than him. That’s like defeating Godzilla and just as the celebration orgy breaks out, Godzilla’s mother comes around the corner, distraught over the death of her child and puts a serious cramp on his ass.
Ironman won obviously, thanks to his sexy assistant. And rite after the show, Donz as usual with his spastic attitude ( can't blame him though ) looked at me with an evil smile and chanted "I am Ironman".
[7:27 PM]
Wednesday, June 11, 2008
My Euro 2008 Prediction
Group A
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Portugal
Czech
Turkey
Switz
Group B
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Germany
Crotia
Austria
Poland
Group C
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Italy
France
Netherlands
Romania
Group D
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Spain
Sweden
Russia
Greece
Winner A ( Portugal ) vs Runnerup B ( Crotia )
Winner B ( Germany ) vs Runnerup A ( Czech )
Winner C ( Italy ) vs Runnerup D ( Sweden )
Winner D ( Spain ) vs Runnerup C ( France )
Semi 1 - Portugal vs Germany
Semi 2 - Italy vs France
Final - Germany vs Italy
I really have no rhyme or reason for these predictions, these are simply just hunches and my personal analysis. I know everyone loves predictions so I’m putting them out here more or less to get them out of the way. And so far, I got it all right - Czech, Portugal, Crotia, Germany, Romania, Netherlands, Spain and Sweden. RM100 for each and it's already RM900 in pocket, talking bout pro ;)
[2:32 PM]
Monday, June 09, 2008
Malaysia Boleh
Malaysia petrol price has been raise by over 40%. The price for petrol now stands at RM2.70 a liter, an increase of 78 sen while the price of diesel has shot up by RM1 at RM2.58. Our Prime Minister said, our petrol prices are still the cheapest as compared to other countries in the region, the increase of petrol prices are due to the global petrol price hike. With this RM2.70 /liter of petrol and subject to fluctuate every month, how long can people survive with their current lifestyle and salary? Nabeh if this country has been properly managed, we wouldn't complain. You think we all like to complain one ah? I used to have a full tank at about RM80 and this morning when I went and refuel, it surprised me when the number went up to RM106.
And even funnier shits the nite before the price increases,I saw every fuxing petrol stations were full and the que was as long as the Great Wall of China. I thought to myself, all these fuxers are going through such a long que just because they wanted to have a full tank before the price increases. How much can they save? Save that little for once and wasting a few hours just to save that little couple of bucks? What's next the day after when they need to refuel again? You still have to pay RM2.7 for one fuxing liter!
We are all fuxed by bunch of monkeys who have been fuxing all our money for the past decades. We, the taxpayer. One very good example is our government sending someone ( a monkey in disguise ) into space, and yet they felt so fuxing proud of it. Wake up bitch! You actually think we have the technologies to even do a small research about the fuxing universe? Yah that guy went up to space and came down not long after that, what's next? We gonna do some experiment on him and transform him to some cool moffo like the Fantastic Four? Ohh crap. To be honest, with the current petrol price increase, it wouldn't hurt me much because my company is paying for it, but please think in a bigger picture, think of those with low income and has a family to feed. Ahhh crap, fux it - I'm going to watch Euro2008.
[12:52 AM]
Wednesday, June 04, 2008
What the fux
I am really getting tired of this shit. I'm tired of trying so hard to contact people, but get no response back. I called people but they don't pick up the damn phone. I called my clients, they don't pick up the damn phone too. Even on MSN I tried so hard to say hi to someone I know is there but did nothing to respond. I even send messages through e-mail and I get nothing. Sure, I understand people are busy but not so busy that every time I call or message, they just ignore me. Maybe it's another person under their screen name, but all the time? I don't believe that. And to never go idled?
I'm really beginning to flip out. I feel so shitty the whole day. And all of a sudden, a brainless friend called me and told me he wanted to commit suicide. I was like, WTF. He broke off with his girl friend and wanted to end his frustration and sadness. Come on man, losing a girl is not losing everything. I know it's painful and tough, I'd been through those shits before too. It is tough but not to the extend of committing suicide. I think about suicide too, not many times though. I am still alive ( thankfully ) for the sole purpose of not selfishly bringing depression and pain to my family and some others. It is not an admirable way to go. I hate many shits and often feel like a useless asshole but on the flip side, it empowers and reminds me of how fuxing tough I truly am to endure all the mental and physical pains I have survived. I told him him to let loose and be himself and start doing what interests him or put himself in a position to learn the craft or art or whatever fux it is missing.
In fact I let the bad come pouring into and raining on top of me in order to grow stronger and wiser. He should be content in knowing that he is wise and talented with the gift of awareness that a lot of other fallen dick head don't have. He should use this utter depression and sense of being nobody's love to realize the strength he already obviously have. Life takes effort and planning and trial and error, isn't it? I suggested to him to make some changes and get involved in new things and challenge himself. After succeeding just a little bit at one of his challenges , he will feel amaze, reborn, inspired to get more and more. Suicide will not solve problems but add more to the list. Every time when I have that kinda stupid thoughts, I'll think about my family and someone. Easy to say but hard to do. I hope to hear from him again soon, otherwise I'll have to prepare some angpow for his funeral.
[1:39 AM]
Monday, June 02, 2008
Gaining Weight
Phase 1 of my re-transformation and the making of the second Arnold Schwarzenegger. After pumping that iron for some time I can even feel my balls are shaking. I'm eating 4 meals per day consisting of meat ( chicken, beef, lamb, fish etc. ), milk, peanuts, butter, eggs etc. IF I still can't gain weight after all these shits, I'm gonna commit suicide like Kurt Cobain.
[6:39 PM]