"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

This is not "All about ah long" story, this is about Donz. A moron i've known for 20 fucking years since the age of 7. More about him at donnieng.blogspot.com

I got to know him when i was 7. Ok, so this is how the immoral story goes. I was anxiously waiting for my school bus at the school entrance, and you know when you're a kid you get damm excited whenever you see something new or kinky to play with. There it is, right in front of me a big pile of sands ( like those you saw when the Egyptians built their pyramids ) so i got curious and excited with that pile of shits ( sands i mean ) and started to explore it. And here comes the gay, while playing with the sands...i felt a strange presence. Somebody is actually enjoying watching me with the sands, and when i turn my head over.... THERE it is, donz with his pervert smile and he started his griveous line..."can i join?" ( looking at me like the fuck i owe him a Playboy magazine ). If he were to ask me this now, ill definitely slap him away with a cheese burger, instead...at that young age i accepted his proposal and we started to play sand together ! yes fucking sand. From there, he started to ask me hell lotsa question ( like those cops taking statements ) such as "where do you live dude?", "what does your parents do for living?", "are you a gay?" <--- heheheh dont be suprise donz already know what's gay at this young age. Continuing from there, we started to venture this little tiny world together. My brother was a state chess player and i was inherited with this skill as well. I started to represent my primary school from Standard 3 onwards, and believe it or not.....3 years in a roll, i was the town team and invididual champion ( much better than chelsea ). And guess who's in my team, yes u got it right....donz the man. We were so seriously into chess that we actually attended all major and minor tournament locally every weekends ( we never came back empty handed ). So, after completed our primary school we move on to secondary school and still own the local chess scene. Another 5 consecutive years in a roll , team and individual champion ( Form 1 to Form 5 ). My trophies at home are countless and i even throw away some of it, taking too much space for my porn VCDs. And oh yes, donz is still in the team. Even after all this fame, we still find we are lacking something....something more adventurous, something more kinky, something more sexy. And it was then, Guns N Roses ( a legendary rock band ) caught our attention and gave us a new vision. I told donz, im gonna play like Slash ( Guns N Roses guitarist ) and we're gonna rock the crowd. And there it goes, the story of my band Damage Inc. ( you can read my posting on Damage Inc. ) And after all these shits we've been together, 20 fucking years we are still together. I cant blog down all the shits we've been through, hell lots of em ( like Rebecca *wink wink* donz, cockroaches, "the immortal" blah blah blah , the list goes on). And if you are reading this post, a big shout out to you - ME AND DONZ ARE NOT GAY !!!!

So ladies, take some time to understand our macho Donz and again, he aint no gay ( lucky you ).
If you're interested in meeting him up, i can arrange a romantic meetup for you guys. Closing the chapter for "All About Ah Donz".