"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Hi sexy,
I've heard of you for a long time Santa, i used to believe that you actually exist when i was small ( you and your 4-legged horny deers ). Can you actually fly like superman ? ( except that you dont wear the red undie like he did ). Ok fuck you santa, you dont exist. Im a grown up man now and i realized you are just another monstority marketing strategy. I've always love christmas, its the only day in the year i actually feel the peace. If you are for real Mr. Santa, i would love you to fullfil my below wishes ( yes more than one, im greedy ) :

1) Cure Charlotte's mum cancer.
2) Make me a rock star.
3) Bring peace to the world ( how kind am i ).
4) Liverpool win the league continuosly for the next 100 years ;) ( goodbye Chelsea ).
5) Say, if you can make my car goes up to 400kmph i would be more happy than having 10 times orgasm with Angelina Jolie.
6) And finally, yes the main present.....*grins evilly* you know what i want white beardy. A MILLION IN MY BANK ACCOUNT !!!!!

There it goes, if its not too much for you to put up a little stunt in there and grant my wishes, feel free to mail me or call me directly. Till then.