"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I've been feeling a bit tired lately stave it off all we want, but age will still get to you eventually. Don't worry, though! It's just the seasons changing.
I remember when the chicks were hot, dressing up for clubbing. Things sure do change, don't they? Year 2005 has not been a great year for me, ill just sumz up the goods and bads :

The Top 10 Goodies
1) Found back my car. My car was stolen and found back a month later.
2) Successfully downloaded a couple of good porn vids from puretna.com.
3) Mum never caught me for pissing without locking the door.
4) Never got rape.
5) That short tambi at the mamak i used to hang out never charge me for ais kosong anymore.
6) Escape from car accident(s). Seriously, im lucky enough to be still blogging now. I wouldve been smoking weed with Bob Marley now if i wasnt lucky. I like to drive fast, see my problem.
7) Getting younger *wink*
8) Met 421342 chicks this year.
9) Donz ( read my previous post about this asshole ) still cant beat me in Dota ( Defence Of The Ancient - a Warcraft custom map ). Fucking google it if you have no idea what's Dota.
10) My blog still running. You lucky bastard.

The Top 10 Miseries
1) Credit Card bill outstanding.
2) Car Loan outstanding.
3) Streamyx outstanding. So donate money or whatever ( money to be practical ) so i can continue blogging. I am just "outstanding", dont you think so?
4) Never get to meet ( wank actually ) Angelina Jolie yet.
5) Not achieving my 1 million ( im still -1 million at the moment ).
6) Open up my wallet and say "AaaaaaaaahhHHHh" ( excited not because too many cash in it but left a dollar note ).
7) Yet to pay any deposit for my dream car.
8) Bills !
9) Bills ! Bills !
10) Bills ! Bills ! Bills ! Tiu mou ?