"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Im a fast driver, i get so freaking piss off whenever im speeding on the fast lane and some morons just enjoy going like 60kmph right in front of you. And the best thing is, even if you're tailgating them..they dont seem to give a fuck about you and continue enjoying their Jackson Five tunes, shaking their bloody head like they just got slapped by kingkong, and stepping softly on their gas pedal ( as if you step hard on it, its gonna go kaboom ). And when you highlight them, they'll start to look at the rear mirror with his 10-years-never-had-sex kinda look. And if you're a fast driver like me, remember this - DO NOT FUCKING HORN THEM ! Some Schumacher like them might just brake the shit out of it and you're gonna spend your next couple of hours looking at his enviromental friendly face.

So all i can say is, if you wanna drive slow....then puhhhhleaseeeeeeeeeee go to a slower lane and not the FAST one. If you see a fast car behind, then tune your brain to a higher IQ, get your ass off from the fast lane and when you're done, you can tune ur IQ back to low.