"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was driving Donz back to Klang last weekend :

Me : Hows it going man ?
Donz : Im the main man in my company now ! Dun you fuck around wit me.
Me : Ohh so now damm kaya already la.
Donz : Fuck im hungry, i feel like eating bah ku teh.
Me : Yah me too man, but i only have like errmmm few bucks left. IF only you know what to do then ill tag along, wat do you think man? (*hinting him to spend*).

Donz : *showing me his usual kena KingKong slap face*

Donz : Ohh by the way, im getting a new car real soon. ( changing topic to avoid from spending me bah ku teh - stingy fucker ).
Me : You getting a Benz or something?
Donz : No man, its a classic car...fucking classic.
Me : Wtf car la? Got 6 wheels one izzit?
Donz : No la, very classic one....
Me : Tiu what car la, dont be so fucking secretive.
Donz : Im getting a Wolksvagen Beetles man, rock eh?
Me : Walan, that car damm expensive la....almost 200k rite?
Donz : No la fucker im getting the old type one la, like Herbie one.
Me : Tiuuuuuu, i thought u getting the new Beetles.
Donz : The old one damm rock leh, imagine..driving that car wearing Hawaii suits, shirt, pants and the hat....damm kau rock rite? Then wear the Hippy PEACE rantai, wallow ..i tell you man, damm kau rock and yeng chai.
Me : *takes a deep breath* nia mah you damm kau ah beng la.
Donz : Im gonna modify my car, gonna make it looks damm funky...any idea ah? I wanna make it looks funky and yet classic.
Me : So you want to wank the wall and Angelina Jolie at the same time la. How much budget you have for the modifications?
Donz : About 3-4k kuah.

So i came up with some COOL modifications for Donz's Beetles. This is how the old Beetles model looks like ( before modification ) :

I have to consider a lot of factors for the modification, such as below :
1) Donz is a slow and clumsy driver, the car needs to be TOUGH.
2) This dumbfuck wants something FUNKY and yet looks CLASSICAL.
3) He wants his Beetles to be different from others and rox.

So i came up with this ( thx fishy for the design ) :

Specifications of the car :
1) Big fucking wheels, so that you can see things clearly and in case you bang others, you would definitely be safe ( that fucker gonna end up in hospital ).
2) Im gonna install an additional button on your steering, press it and you'll have your car wings loaded and you're ready to fly. Cool eh ?
3) and i even design the colours for you to choose, happy? rox?

There you go, Donz and his fucking Beetles.