"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was in the office and all of a sudden i felt something is trying to crawl out from my bunghole. Alrite, let me get it straight...it was nature's call, to be more descriptive...its a BIG one. So i went in to the toilet, got into a perfect position, light up my ciggie and *BOOM SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE THE ROOM* ( im sure Will Smith got this song when he was doing the same business ). Without any warning, I summoned up the demonic almost 20cm long meteor from my bunghole and as i stared at it, i wish my dick was that long.
When i came out from the holy place, my account girl asked me...."Wahh you buat bisnes cepat la!". I only took like 6-7 minutes, was that fast? Come to think about it, my dad made his business in like approximately 20minutes. I mean wat else do you want to do? You go in, do your business, come out, wash your fucking hands and end of the story ( i forgot, you need to wipe your ass as well ). You're not gonna shit and then eat the shit back and shit again rite? Then i would probably understand why it takes longer time.