"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was at this cybercafe ( our usual hang out ) with efun in the evening and while we were busy owning some noobs, his phone rang. He was talking so softly, smiling like he just won Malaysian Idol and from the expression on his horny KingKong face i know exactly who is the caller. So he was hooked on the phone for some time with that "mysterious" caller while i was busy searching for the culprit who backstab my ass in the game ( i was playing Dota at that time ). I couldnt hear what was the conversation all about as he was talking real soft and afterall, i dont really bother ( like the fuck he's talking with Angelina Jolie ).

We went for mamak after the gaming session and as usual, once we terrorized a table we took out our ciggie ( yah ciggie is more important than drinks ) and began to cock about our games just now. Slowly, he began to tell me the conversation with the "mysterious" caller just now. Ok check this out, this is funny shit. It was his girl friend who called, she told him she just bought a new hamster....a female hamster. She actually have another hamster, a male hamster ( yah the one with a dick ). You know shit happens when you put a male and female together. It gets worse when you fill in the cage with a female hamster when that desperate male hamster has been trapped in there for ages without porns VCD. She actually put them together in the same cage, and not to my suprise.....that wicked little male hamster began to go near the female and began to show his macho-ness. You know animals loveeeeee oral sex as well....that male hamster started to lick and smell her *you know* and she was raped in less than 5 minutes. Whose fault? You're smart enough to put them together.