"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I need to reset my customer's streamyx password so i pick up the phone and call streamyx center.

*Dialing 1300-88-9515*

Operator : "For Bahasa Malaysia, Press 1....For English press 2 ..."( and a lot more craps )
Me : *Press 2*
Operator : "For Streamyx or Tmnet...."*blah blah blah* Press 1 for Sex ( just kidding - and the craps continue ).
Me : *Press for technical support*
Operator : "Hallo ini Kingkong ( cant remember her name ) sedia membantu, apa saya boleh tolong?"
Me : *i thought i pressed on something just now that should lead me to "ENGLISH"?*
"Saya nak reset password".
Operator : "Can i have your username ?"
Me : *WTF?! I only pressed for one language !* "yah my username is xxxxxxx"
Operator : Tunggu sebentar cik
Me : *WTF again! something wrong with my phone?!* "Boleh".
Operator : "I already check your account, we will reset your password to the default password."
Me : "Ohh ok, tiu nia ma kasih" ( i didnt say that of course )

They are very efficient, no doubts. I've been spending a couple of minutes just to hear "Press 1 for....Press 2 for....Press 3 for", press my balls ! and no matter i press on English or BM....i will still be talking in "Bahasa Malaisia" ( mixtures of English, BM, chinese and whatever languages available in Malaysia ) in the end. So why press here and there? Si peh PRO !