"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I hate KL traffics, wherever you go in KL you just cant escape the jam. I was driving along the way and stucked in the never-ending traffic jam this afternoon. I kept on yawning courtesy of some good porns last nite ( Lord Of The Ring actually - cover up ) and there was once when i open up my mouth and roar, damm ! it got stucked ! i couldnt shut it ! I couldnt move the jaw and i couldnt do any shits. It was like having 100 cucumbers stucked into your sorrow ass. I thought it was the end for me ! Im gonna die ( i know im not - moron ), panic surrounds me and i have no idea how im gonna shut my fucking mouth again. It just fucking stucked there!

Does this cause by the teeth structure? Cannot be, ive a well arranged and sexy teeth. Some kind of watching-too-much-porns bug? I dont know if anyone else faces this shit before, but i did asked a few friends and they claimed no. Do i need to reinstall or reprogram my teeth or jaw ( im an IT guy, so im used to computer language ) ?

Back in the car, i started to calm down...it looks stupid to have your mouth open up that wide and jumping panic-ly in the car. So i used my hands to cover up my golden mouth and slowly i rubbed around the mouth and the face. After a few rubs and with the support of my strong jaw muscle ( im a good licker lol ! ), it goes back to normal. I have my fucking mouth shut ! I thought to myself , ma cipet wtf just happened?!