"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Same old shit every year...hate that fucking letter - INCOME TAX ! Why am i paying income tax when im not getting the best out of it ? and i happened to know, petrol increases 30cents per litre today ! money money money money, can i at least save a couple of bucks every month without having to pay all these craps? car bills, phone bills, insurance, streamyx...blah blah blah and the fucking list goes on. If you are paying income tax as well, i've got a few tricks to insure you get audited !
- Trick number one, PAY IN PENNIES. Now go find your pinky little piggie bank and blow em up.
- Claim your cat ( or dog or tiger or whatever shits you have ) as dependent.
- Claim charitable deductions that equal more than your total income.
- On the line that asks what you made this year, answer "Trouble"
- Wait till the last minute and copy the numbers from the guy standing next to you in line at the post office.
- Fill out your forms in yellow crayon.

Yah tax me you son of a KingKong!