"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

An ICQ friend came to me and asked if i could write her a resignation letter, i came up with this creative one :

To The Unpersonable B*tchy Management

Per the piece of crap I signed on my first day of this dreaded job, I hereby give 2 minutes ( yes fuc*ing 2 minutes ) notice of my intention to leave this awful company.

My short time here has been one of despair and misery. Staring into the blank, asexual, arse-chop features of my colleagues every morning has been a constant pleasure surpassed only by observing your talent for employing the talentless nerds in the first place. I'm sorry to hear that you count some of them as sushi-buddies. I can't take the post-modern deconstruction and bad dress sense any longer - I'm off. I'm taking a sabbatical in Guatemala. I've heard life's more authentic out there.

My crazy, stick-thin girlfriend awaits me outside on the Micro-Scooter.

Yours