"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Went down to Ah keong's ( my mechanic ) garage after work, need to service my car. I reached there and couldnt find his ass until i heard something like "knn, mana itu screw?!), tht was his desperate voice scolding his Indian assistant. Drove in the car and while he was molesting my car, we started to puff a little and have some chat.

Me : Apa macam, ho seh boh? ( doing fine? ).
Mechanic : ok ok la... can earn a bit.
Me : Porsche also you service wor...mana eh beh ho seh ( there was a Porsche there ).
Mechanic : aiyooo siau eh, kenot earn much one la. These fuckers that drive sui car useless one, they got nice car nia but not nice wallet.
( both laughing our ass off )
Me : Boh project meh lately?
Mechanic : Got la, one fella transplant his engine to VR4 Turbo.
Me : Ok mah like tht, can earn a bit.
Mechanic : Muahahah, that fella damm lansi. After the engine transplantation, he wans to show off so he took it for a spin. At the first stop light, a young fella rides up next to his car. Without an invitation, the young fella sticks his head in the car and says "Your car got Turbo one ah? How fast can go?".
Me : And then?
Mechanic : That fella lansi la, he answered "somewhere around 240 la, i go up to 240 scared liao..still can go one". Then that fella nods in disbelieve AND just then the light turns green and this lansi fella decides to show him what the car can do. He floors it, and within seconds the car is doing 240.
Me : Waiisehhh...lansi la like that.
Mechanic : Hahahah, u listen first. While he was showing off...suddenly, he notices in his rear view mirror a dot that seems to be getting closer and closer, so he comes to a stop. Then, whooooooooshhh, something goes flying by. You know la, he was driving Turbo and was driving so fast that time, he was wondering what the heck wat that. Suddenly, the same blur comes racing back toward him, and whooooosshhh, passes right by. This time he got a better look and could have sworn it looked like the young fella on the motorbike just now.
Me : Walan, wat motorbike la ! so fast one
Mechanic : hahahaha kapchai only, Boon Huat motor... lol
Me : *laugh* kenot be wat....cheat me ah
Mechanic : That fella also dun believe ! Suddenly, he sees it again in his rear view mirror and wham ! It smashes into the back of his car. That fella jumps from his car and sure enough, it's the young fella on the motorbike that crashed into him.
Me : Wallow, that motorbike so fast one ah.
Mechanic : hahahahaha, listen finish first la. So that lansi fella asked him "Are you ok? is there anything i can do for you?". The young fella replied "Yes, unhook my suspenders from your side view mirror please !"

*both laughing hysterically*