"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Well folks... He has made it this far. Yesterday was Chin Tat's ( a friend of mine ) last day of "freedom".

We had a bachelor's night at his house on Saturday. I was sloppy drunk. I am superbly glad everyone was there. From the "da Man" ( *Pronounce "da Man" ( the man ) in typical heavy Bahasa Malaysia.* ) Donz, Bennar, Eddie, Hong and the list goes on.....everyone was there. Soon after i woke up this morning the overhanged-ness and queesi-ness departed and all that was left was the sweet, aching tiredness of a man that drank too much and slept too little.

Ok back to the bachelor's nite, we had great time with beers and peanuts...eating peanuts, throwing peanuts, drinking beers, vomit beers. We had a shit hell of a laugh when Bennar told us the experience he had with Donz the other day. This is how it goes, they were both in Point Extreme ( a cybercafe in Sri Petaling ) and as they were having fun with their games they suddenly realized there was a huge crowd outside. So they decided to walk out and kepoh ( busybody ) a bit and found an old man ( at his 70's ) collapsed outside the cafe, he was not injured. The old man wasnt moving, like a dead fish.

A short time later, ambulance and Black Maria ( coffin car ) arrived and the old man was carried away with his face covered. The old man was carried into the Black Maria with his face covered. At this stage, im pretty sure anyone could have figure out this old man is dead.

Now here's the joke....as the both of them walked out from the cafe to kepoh about what happened outside, Donz as usual booked the grand stand. He was at the most front and the old man was lying right in front of his toe. Donz was holding a ciggie ( like those Chief Inspector in crime scene ) and took a good look at the old man. After the old man was carried away into the Black Maria and with his face covered, Donz asked Bennar this IQ above 100 question, "IS HE DEAD?". For fuck sake , what do you think happened to that old man ?! He was carried away to the coffin car and not the ambulance, his face was covered and he was wrapped up. Donz actually thought he was taking a nap or just resting !

So kids, study harder and increase your IQ.......you dont want to be like Donz, a community message from erimin.