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Liverpool Football Club new signing erimin, a high profile and talented striker from Malaysia talks to Liverpoolfc.tv :

Liverpoolfc.tv: Welcome to Liverpool erimin, it must be a great thrill for you to be here.
Knn want to ask one meh, of cos i'm thrilled la.

So when did you first hear that Rafael Benitez wanted to bring you here?
Aiyoo i know long time ago already la, he always asked me out for lunch but i lazy wanna layan ( entertain ) him only.

So what are your first impressions of Anfield and the training ground?
"GOOD TER NEH!!!"

You've met Rafael Benitez briefly, what did he have to say to you?
He said he's damm kau happy to have me here cos the rest of the strikers cannot score goals. He wants me to bring down the dark empire of Chelsea alone, i know i can do it la but dont la praise me until like that.

So what qualities do you think you will bring to this team?
I have the combination of ronaldinho-zidane-henry-gerrard playing style, u say leh ?

You've walked into a squad where there is going to be a tremendous amount of competition for places as well.
Where got competition, i will be playing in every single matches la...my record is 250 appreances with 300 goals....need to say more?

You are also joining the European champions, did you watch the road to Istanbul last year and follow the team's progress?
Nia mah, bookie bikin jalan already la. 3 goals in one half you believe ah?

Did you watch the final?
Of course la, i Liverpool fan la.

Do you know any of the Liverpool players or any members of the squad?
Of course la, sometimes Gerrard come find me in Klang one. Then Carragher sometimes play snooker with me and this Garcia always go clubbing with me.

What's your target then this season, how can you improve as a player and how much more is there to come from you?
Target ah, say bye bye to Chelsea and no doubts im gonna win everything.

You come here to be successful, so how confident are you that you can win trophies with Liverpool?
No leg la you, of course 200% confident la !

Are you glad that you can get on with your career with Liverpool now?
A bit la, now waiting for Barcelona and Real Madrid to bid for me...that time see how la

Im still dreaming, dont wake me up.