"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

A friend of mine saw my blog today and asked me what's a "blog". It probably takes about a couple of minutes to explain what actually a blog's all about or you could probably google it and find the answer easily. But to explain to someone with a IQ lower than negative 5 it fucking took me hours to explain "WHAT IS BLOG" to that moron.

So i started explaining what's blog all about, online diary, sex stories, bullshits and blah blah blah. I told him i wanted to learn how to write, write things the whole world will read, stuff that will elicit strong emotions from people in every walk of life. I want my writing to make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger, make them wet and yell my name. And this moron all of a sudden got very excited and told me he had a friend who has the same ambition like me some time ago, a friend who wanted to be a great writer, to touch the heart of human soft heart with his writings. Since he was so excited, i dediced to layan ( entertain ) him a bit and asked if his friend came out with any good titles. With a 50cents look on his face, he told me his friend now lives happily ever after in US writing error messages for Microsoft ! What an inspiration for me to continue blogging.

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I was chatting with an ICQ friend this morning, this is how it goes :

Me : Morning ma'am
*nick censored* : Morning lengchai ( i know i am )
Me : hows it going?
*nick censored* : okok lor, went to my auntie's place last weekend. Damm sien, see the kids so
notti.
Me : Aiyakk kids are like that one.
*nick censored* : You know something hor, my this niece very pandai one and she can curse like
adult. She even ask my boyfriend to breakup with me and be with her. Last time she even kiss my boyfriend ! What will you do if a 5 year old kid falls in love with you and wanted you to be her boyfriend?

Alrite, question for the day...."What will you do if a 5 year old kid falls in love with you and wanted your sorrow ass to be her boyfriend?".

A. Get an AK47 and shoot her ass off like there is no tomorrow.
B. Tell her you love her too and fuck the shit out of her.
C. Report it to her parents.
D. Call up some friends and gangbang her.
E. Slap her and tell her "Kiddo, dont fuck around with me!".

A friend of mine actually picked "D", what a loser.