"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Tell me this is not real ! We were dominating ( even in away soil ) , had hell lotsa good chances and yet we cant score and fucking lost the game. I've seen a lot of Liverpool's game this season and i found that we have problems scoring. The likes of Morientes, Cisse, Crouch, Fowler are not producing impressive scoresheets. Come to think about it, im pretty sure Liverpool will go super far under my management...Rafa erimin muahahahahahaha. My records? 10 years streak Domestic League Champion, FA Cup Champion, European Champion, League Cup Champion and whatever Cup..you name it. Before i forgot, I did that in Championship Manager hihihihihi.

The job of football manager must be the toughest and most stressful management role on the planet. There is no hiding. Your results are immediate – once or even twice a week. Club Boards and fans want instant results. Poor performance is punished ruthlessly and in public. Humiliation is a constant companion. Under this constant pressure one can understand why many managers rant and rave on the sidelines, screaming like KingKong, on television, radio and in the press.

In today's competitive world almost all football managers know that at Premier League level most players are equal as far as fitness and skills go. What makes the STAR, what makes the exceptional player is mental fitness. It is mental fitness that wins games.

So here are the changes i'll build to the new beloved Liverpool squad :

1. One thing that i really hate at the current squad is Cisse is not in the starting eleven. Look dude, this guy has got pace and his lack of scoring form doesnt mean you cant utilize him. PUT THIS BLACK ASS ON THE RIGHT WING, i've seen him playing in that role and he fits in perfectly.

2. WE NEED SCORING STRIKERS ! We have a perfect combo of the back fours, the never-say-die engineered midfields and cant-score strikers upfront. We probably need somebody like Ronaldinho or Thierry Henry, somebody who creates chances.

3.Do whatever it takes to get fun and enjoyment back into the team. People cannot perform at their peak when they’re afraid, worried or unhappy. Make having fun your main objective, like smilling at the asshole you just sliding tackled at - look at him with a wimp face. Work hard – yes! Win games – of course. But let’s not beat ourselves up when we make mistakes. Let’s get the fun back in our football and our lives.

4.Genuinely praise even the smallest improvement or the tiniest spark of brilliance and praise openly. Especially when things are going badly. Big fires start from small sparks. Really look for things to praise.

Tactically, we are doing great. This brand new team is playing a new form of football and i like it the way it is. Good job Rafa, but im better.