"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

My mum is a very classic, traditional ( a little modern ) chinese, kind, caring ( and the list goes on.....) lady. If only my mum would say the below statements, im sure KingKong would definitely ownz Ultraman's ass easily ( i love you mum ).

1. "Why dont you volume up the Metallica tunes?"
2. "Yeah, i used to skip school a lot, too."
3. "Let me smell that shirt , yeah its good for another week."
4. "Well, if Ahbeng's mum says its OK, thats good enough for me."
5. "I dont have a tissue wit me, just use your sleeve."
6. "Oh you're going out tonight? Why don't you take some drugs to help you stay awake?"
7. "Dear, why not have your girlfriend sleep over tonight?"
8. "No need to study, in fact I can blackmail the teacher to give you straight A's!"
9. "I encourage youngsters to go to strip clubs for school trips!"

Yah dream on, Kingkong will never ownz Ultraman *shiak shiak shiak - Ultraman's laser*.