"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was filliing up my car petrol in the middle of the nite at a petrol station near my house. While paying i was approached by another customer there, an indian who has a body double size of me.

Indian : Lu budak High School ( my primary school ) ka?
Me : ( Being a smart ass i declined to give him a firm answer, worrying that he might be one
of those unlucky bastard from rival schools who got his ass kicked by me during high
school days. Who knows he still recognized me and are looking for revenge ). Mana lu
tau ? saya macam budak High School ka?
Indian : Budak High School semua saya kenal. Lu budak High School saya tau.
Me : ( Its not a good thing to get your ass kicked at this unholy hour ) Lu budak High School
ka?
Indian : ( He was smart as well not to answer me ) Budak High School banyak kuat !

And it was then i quickly answered him with my head high up to the sky

Me : High School banyak kuat hah , saya budak High School la !
Indian : Ini macam lu banyak kuat jugak la !

And he gave me a friendly touch on my shoulder and left the scene after filling up RM5 petrol.
I would have been admitted to hospital due to choking too much of petrols if that indian was one
of those asses who got owned by me during school days. See, im proud of my school.