"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

One of my good friend ( thomas AKA Mr. Romeo ) is gonna be a father soon, i am very very delighted with this news. As a good friend, i will try my best to help in whatever way possible as long as i am capable of doing it. Forget about money, we are good friends you see. Im not gonna wash his kid's ass or wipe shits or breastfeed him/her BUT since we are good friends, im gonna ease his ass-pain thinking about names for his kid. Enjoy ;)

So the father surname is "Tan", hmmm... let see what i can do with "Tan"
1) Tan Fu King - applicable for both male or female.
2) Tan Sa Kai - inspired by the movie "Braveheart".
3) Tan Sa Kit - banyak sakit.
4) Tan Yu Sit - imagine if the teacher asks for your name and you answered, "You Sit."
5) Tan Ong Tae - the last emperor ( Ong Tae means "King" in hokkien ).
6) Tan Tuah Ki - only for male.
7) Tan Tuah Liap - only for female.
8) Tan Ni Kong - lightning.

You can also add in english names like Nokia, Motorola, Konika, Canon etc.
I didnt sleep for the past 3 days just to think of all these, see..im such a good friend.