"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Yah i know its late to post it now but damm who cares, better late than never. I am very thankful i can still write here, almost send my ass burn in hell this afternoon. I was going like 180kmph on third lane at the NKVE highway when a fucking 89234 ( exegerrating a little here ) meter long lorry drove to my lane all of a sudden. Man..i can tell you it was so fucking close that i could even see the dog shits on the lorry's tyre. I know at that moment if i were to brake, im a history. So i sped off instead, it was soooooo fucking close...probably 0.01 cm more to bang me hard in the ass and a little bit more closer i know im gone. Just after i overtook the fucking big fat ass lorry, another car from the middle lane drove in to my lane again ! Fuck is their brain? They dont give signal and they change lane whenever they like. I had to fucking brake so hard and another 0.01cm more to bang his motherufucking smart ass car. God damm it Malaysian driver, wake up ! get a fucking "get-smart" injection from the doctor.

So it was Mummy's day yesterday..went for dinner with my family and ohh hell yah, i do enjoy the meal ( i dont have to pay for it ). My mum is getting old but she's a pretty good lad except that she lovessssss to nag ( which mum doesnt? ). All along the way, she has been very supportive and caring. I do learn a lot from my mum and even until today i am still learning from her.
My mum taught me about LOGIC - "Because i said so, that's why."
My mum taught me about WEATHER - "Your room kena tornado ah?"
My mum taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
My mum taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when you get home!"
My mum taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT - "If you dont eat vegetables, you are not gonna grow up."

Happy Mother's Day, I love you mum. *muakssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss*