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    Wednesday, May 10, 2006

    Magic Language

    Most people says "um", "er" or "ah" when they hesitate while speaking. In English we say "um", "er", "ah", or other vocalisations for reasons that linguists are not entirely sure about. "Um", "er", and “ah” contain what linguists call "neutral vowel sounds" making them among the easiest sounds to make.

    It is because it can be said without a great deal of thought, all you need to say is just "um", "er" or "ah", so easy. "Um", "er", and "ah" are what linguists call "fillers". "Fillers" help conversations continue smoothly.

    Although we may not consciously realise it, in a two-person conversation, people speak by taking turns. When someone thinks it is their turn to talk, they do. Otherwise, they listen. A two-person conversation becomes like a tennis match. Inevitably there are short periods of silence as people pause to let the other person take over the speaking. But sometimes a speaker doesn’t want to give up their turn and instead wants a little extra time to think about what they’re going to say next. They use a “filler” to signal this.

    When a listener hears the “filler”, they continue listening rather than start talking. “Um”, “er”, and “ah” are examples of phonemes. In linguistics, phonemes are the smallest meaningless speech sounds humans make. The smallest meaningful speech sounds humans make are called “morphemes”. Everything we humans say is either meaningless or meaningful. A lot of people never learn the difference.

    On phone
    *somebody* - errr..Good morning Sir, im calling from XXX , we are errr having a promotion
    now so ummm i was wondering if you would be interested to errmmm listen to
    our offer. We have ahhh a lot of benefits to our members and errr... can i explain
    it to you?
    Me - errr....ummmm.....ahhhhh......
    *somebody* - errrr no worries sir, we are not ermmm charging expensive, so ummm why dont
    you ermm listen to our offer first?
    Me - errr....ummmmm....ahhhh.
    *somebody* - ok errmmm...our offer is like this..... ( hell lotsa bullshits that lasted almost
    10 minutes ).
    Me - errrr....ummmm....errr....
    *somebody* - errr Sir do you mind if i pay you a visit and explain further?
    Me - errrrr....ummm.......ahhhh.
    *somebody* - it wont takes you long time.
    Me - errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
    *somebody* - Sir?
    Me - errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
    *somebody* - What do you think Sir?
    Me - errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.
    *somebody* - Yes or No sir?
    Me - errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

    the "errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh" lasted for another 10minutes.

    *somebody* - Thank you Sir, thanks for your time.
    Me - errrmmm...ummmmm...ahhhhhhhhhhhh.

    [1:12 PM]

       
       
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