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Only about a month to go and the game is on, the biggest show on earth, makan bola, tidur bola.
Im gonna post my predictions for the upcoming World Cup, my predictions are based on my in-depth research and analysis of statistics, track records, current form, injuries/suspensions, current condition and many other factors ( craps ).
Suffice to say, i am not by any means associated with any bookmaker. Hence, i shall not be obligated to assume any responsibility should any losses be incurred in following my predictions.

Group A
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Germany - Home ground advantage, see you in the Final.
Poland - Only the keeper ( Jerzy Dudek ) is good.
Ecuador - Bye bye.
Costa Rica - See ya!

Group B
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England - The chicks favourite.
Sweden - This country always draw together with England, gay bastard.
Paraguay - Potential team to reach Round2.
Trinidad & Tobago - Run nigga! run !

Group C
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Argentina - Need to say more?
Netherlands - Missed out the last World Cup, they probably go far this time.
Ivory Coast - Dont waste your plane tickets.
Serbia & Montenegro - You sure you're playing football?

Group D
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Portugal - Clear favourite for this group.
Mexico - Contender in this group.
Angola - Bye, see ya.
Iran - Strong Asia representative, only Lady Luck can help.

Group E
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Italy - Favourite in this group.
Czech Republic - Strong contender in this group.
USA - This is football, not NBA.
Ghana - Strong African team but too bad theyre in the wrong group.

Group F
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Brazil - Ronaldinho, Kaka, Ronaldo, Adriano. Need more?
Australia - Same region with us, so support la sikit.
Japan - Sayonara.
Croatia - Strong contender, i like this team a lot.

Group G
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France - Clear favourite.
South Korea - Fuck you, this is not like last season...you fucking bribe the game !
Switzerland - Strong team, might occupy the 2nd spot.
Togo - Boleh ka?

Group H
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Spain - Favourite to top the group but they never did well in international scene.
Ukraine - Might as well wipe Spain's ass.
Tunisia - How do you say goodbye in Tunisia?
Saudi Arabia - Strong contender from Asia, watch out.

Round 16
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Germany VS Sweden - Like i said, home ground advantage. Germany definitely in the
Final.
Argentina VS Mexico - Interesting match, Argentina the favourite here but never look
down on Mexico, not an easy team to beat.
England VS Poland - Both also "land", see whose "land" longer.
Portugal VS Netherlands - Interesting ! Netherlands missed out the last World Cup and this season they look strong.
Italy VS Australia - Time to send the kangaroos back.
France VS Ukraine - Thiery Henry hatricks here.
Brazil VS Czech Republic - Ze Roberto, Roberto Carlos, Emerson, Dida.
Spain VS South Korea - Jinx team, the koreans might put up a stunt here.

Quarter Final
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Germany VS Argentina - Home ground advantage, Nazi rulez here.
Italy VS France - Thierry Henry scores 4 goals here.
England VS Netherlands - Very tough but England should cruise through.
Brazil VS Spain - Max bet on Brazil.

Semi Final
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Germany VS France - HOMEGROUND !!!!
England VS Brazil - Sorry girls but Beckham and his team are going back home here.

Final
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Germany VS Brazil - Germany lifts the cup and i will win 5000 bucks here.