"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

How many times have we all been witness to reckless drivers that have put us and others in harms way. How helpless and powerless we feel, and have muttered to ourselves, "where's a cop when you need one?". How you fucking wish you could just bang that motherfucker. I am talking about Malaysian drivers in case you are lost here.

I have encounter zillions of these motherfuckers who never bother about others safety. Irresponsible and dangerous drivers have been the root cause of countless deaths and injuries for years. Every year, thousands of people are killed on our roads in this country and a large percentage of those deaths are directly attributable to reckless drivers.

Education and public safety announcements just do not work with a certain portion of the public ( motherfuckers ). Reckless drivers have one thing in common, they all say, 'tadak polis pun, tadak kisah la,' whether it's speeding, running a stop sign or speeding through a school zone.

Peer pressure and parental pressure may very well prove to be the key to stopping many of these drivers. Even dangerous drivers have loving friends and relatives that would be very disappointed if they were aware of their reckless driving habits. An additional incentive for these reckless drivers would in essence put them on notice that their irresponsible driving will be monitored by others that choose to drive responsibly.

For those of you who's going for driver's test, let korkor erimin give you some advice. Follow and you will definitely pass with flying colors ( now listen carefully ) :

1) Turn the radio on ( fucking loud ). When the tester goes to turn it off , slap his / her hand.
2) Rev the car like there is no tomorrow *vrooom vroom*, turn to the tester and say with an evil look "Buckle up!".
3) When the examiner tells you to stop, step on the gas. Tell him / her that you thought it was the brake.
4) Get in the car, look down at the pedals and ask that fucker..."Which one is the brake liao ah?"
5) Fill your car with beer bottles.
6) In the middle of driving, put your arm around the examiner.
7) When you stop at traffic light, start reving like an asshole while looking back and forth between the person next to you and the light.

I hope you get your license ;)
*Another community service brought to you by erimin*