"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I remember when i first got my driver's license i asked my dad to buy me a car so i could travel easily ( to court chicks actually ). My dad made a deal with me "go college, study hard, show me good result, get your hair cut and we'll talk about the car".

I thought about that for a moment and decided to settle for the offer and we both agreed on it.
After a couple of months, my dad said "Son, i've been real proud. You brought your grades up and i've observed that you have been studying hard ( my balls study hard, when he passes by my room i pretend to be studying and while he's off i continue my computer games ), but im really dissapointed you havent gotten your hair cut."

I paused for a moment then said "You know, Dad, i've been thinking about that and i've noticed in my observation that all the famous dudes have long hair. Kurt Cobain had long hair, great footballers had long hair, mum had long hair and even Jesus had long hair."

To this my Dad replied, "Did you also observe that Jesus walked everywhere he went?".

I got my first car and a hair cut 2 years after that ;) thanks Dad.