"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Got this email from a friend and as usual mails like this they normally asked you to forward it, so i thought i might as well post it here.
5 suspect wanted by police & they are believed to be involved in robbery & murder cases in Jinjang & other places in Malaysia.

Victim now reported coma in GH.
Whoever with information please contact 03 - 404 55555
RakanCop 03 - 211 59999 or SMS 32728

Look at the world we live in now, what a mess. I got a friend who got "gangbang" ( not the "sex gangbang" that you are thinking ) by a group of kids ( at the range of 16-19 ) couple of days ago. Simply because he was drunk and accidentally stared at them, the next thing he knows...those kids got up and beat the shit out of him. Not too serious but he got his Brad Pitt face turns into Whoopi Goldberg in a matter of seconds. And worse still, the next day he has to pay "angpow" ( compensation ) to them ;) WTF?!!! he got beat up and yet he has to pay them?! So, fight crimes my dear friend.