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    Saturday, April 21, 2007

    Income Tax

    Tiu lor got my income tax statement last few days. Why do all shits come together at the same time, my road tax and insurance are expiring as well. One hell of a combo. Come to think about it, you have any idea where all our taxes go? Government projects, building new highway, sending some of our Malaysian asses to space, Malaysia Boleh, Vision 2020....just to name a few.
    Part of it goes to those bad ass moffos in prison. You work, earn the shit out of it and they are locked up in jail. In case if you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear.

    IN PRISON...they spend the majority of their time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK...we spend the majority of our time in a 6x8 cubicle.

    IN PRISON...they get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...we only get a break for one meal and we pay for it.

    IN PRISON...they get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...we get more work for good behavior.

    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for them.
    AT WORK...we must carry around a security card and open all the doors for ourself.

    IN PRISON...they can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...we get fired for watching TV and playing games.

    IN PRISON... they get their own toilet.
    AT WORK... we have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat.

    IN PRISON...they allow their family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK...we can't even speak to our family.

    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK...we get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from our salary to pay for prisoners.

    IN PRISON...they spend most of their life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK...we spend most of our time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

    IN PRISON...they must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK... they are called managers.

    Still wanna pay your tax? Nia beh eh.



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