"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was driving back home from SS2 last weekend after yam-cha-ing ( tea session ) with my
friends. Half way through the journey, i could hear some weird noise from the back of my car. So i stopped my car at the roadside and check out who or what was the culprit. And not to my suprise, i found this.

It always happens at the worst times! Almost 5 fuxing in the morning and im stalled in the middle of the highway! I am flabbergasted. Why do I always have things breaking and falling off on any car I own? I dont look after them but I fix them properly, I don't abuse them or overuse them... but every single car I've ever owned has needed tyres patched or bits replacing every couple of months. It struck me that all my recent punctures have been pinch punctures in my rear tyre caused by hitting rocks, pot-holes or some homeless screws.
I couldnt replace the tyre because of one God damm Allen key. Need that key to strip off the bolts on my rims. I had it somewhere but somehow i forgotten where i put em. Im doomed ! I thought i was lucky cos i parked my car near the Subang toll. I walked to the toll counter and asked for assistance. Two guys came in a Pajero 30 minutes later. They analyzed the situation and said "we need the Allen Key". Nia ma cb. They left after a while.
Im left with not much choice, i started to make lotsa wake up calls to my friends. 5 fuxing o clock in the morning ! Only one willing to help, Mr. AhKeong. My personal mechanic. He arrived 15 minutes later and fetch me home, i left my car there.
On the very next day, we got our tools ( the fuxing Allen key ) and went back to the crime scene. Got all the bloody bolts out and replace the tyre. What a bloody Sunday !

Car at the workshop.