Two ninety year old men, AhSeng and Johnny, have been friends all their lives.

It seems that Johnny is dying of cancer, and AhSeng comes to visit him daily.

"Johnny," says AhSeng, "You know how we have both loved football all our lives, and how we played minor league ball together for so many years. Johnny, you have to do me a favor. When you get to Heaven, and I know you will go to Heaven, somehow you've got to let me know if there's footballl in Heaven."

Johnny looks up at AhSeng from his death bed, and says, "AhSeng, you've been my best friend for years........of course, I'll tell you."

And shortly after, Johnny passes on.

It is midnight a couple of nights later. AhSeng is sound asleep when he is awakened by a blinding flash of white light and a voice calls out to him, "AhSeng.... AhSeng...."

"Who is it?" says AhSeng sitting up suddenly. "Who is it?"

"AhSeng, it's me, Johnny."

"Come on. You're not Johnny. Johnny just died."

"I'm telling you," "It's me, Johnny!"

"Johnny? Is that you? Where are you?"

"I'm in heaven," says Johnny, "and I've got to tell you, I've got good news and a little bad news."

"So, tell me the good news first," says AhSeng.

"The good news," says Johnny "is that there is football in heaven. Better yet, all our old buddies who've gone before us are there. Better yet, we're all young men again. Better yet, it's always spring time and it never rains or snows. And best of all, we can play football all we want, and we never get tired!"

"Really?" says AhSeng, "That's great, but what's the bad news?"

"Ahhh -- AhSeng, you're playing goalkeeper la next Tuesday."