"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

My best buddy is a gay male and im a straight male. In case some of you who doesnt know Donz - check it out here. We have known each other since we were 7 years old. If i were to describe how he looks like, i would probably sue my parents.
So, i was on MSN with Ros this morning. I message Donz and he didnt even bother to reply back his good friend. I thought he was busy or something, and to my suprise he was chatting with Ros! See the problem here? Chick is always his first priority, he would climb the mountain for pussy, cross the ocean for pussy and steal the star & moon from the sky for pussy. I got kinda upset and all of a sudden *twinkKKkk* i got a brilliant idea! I asked Ros to message him and told him i hit the jackpot ( won lottery RM10k ), prank the shit out of him. AND less than 5 seconds after Ros message him, my "best friend" message me ;)

Tsiu Weng says: wahh now kena lottery RM10k dunno friend liao la?

erimin@yahoo.com says: cb who told u

Tsiu Weng says: knn ... wan to hide hide ...
Tsiu Weng says: knn mfl
Tsiu Weng says: rose told me lar ....

erimin@yahoo.com says: ma cb
erimin@yahoo.com says: thts why tht day i called u
erimin@yahoo.com says: ask u come stimboat

Tsiu Weng says: apamacam ... tonight makan seafood? ... leng mou?
Tsiu Weng says: knn ... dat day i not free mar
Tsiu Weng says: how
Tsiu Weng says: knn ... mou war hou suet
Tsiu Weng says: u belanja me normal dinner also can ...

erimin@yahoo.com says: i thought u bz?

Tsiu Weng says: knn ... dat day i not free mar
Tsiu Weng says: tonight free ...
Tsiu Weng says: leng mou?

erimin@yahoo.com says: wats the plan?

Tsiu Weng says: erm ... we eat buffet at eastin? ... just near your office onli leng mou?

erimin@yahoo.com says: u pay?

and thats about it. "u pay?" kills the conversation. So guys & girls, before you make friends with anyone....please...please and please....be very very careful, there are lotsa "good friends" like Donz out there. Another community message by erimin.

p/s : Donz called me after office hour, i didnt pick up his call. Instead i MSN him "yo check out my blog, your buffet is ready!". Guess he's reading it now !! wakakakaka u fuxing homo !