"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

My office is on the 6th floor and like many other offices its a non-smoking office. Everytime when i wanna smoke i need to get out from the office and head to the emergency stairs.

My smoking spot

Just right at the corner, you can see 2 bloody gigantic fans

fish-blowing some aircond craps.

Its fuxing huge and noisy! You can take out an army of men with big fuxing guns with a water gun but you aint gonna blow this fan away. I never had a good time smoking because of this gigantic whore fan. It was so sad. If this was American Idol, even Paula Abdul high on painkillers would have said that was a horrible sound.