"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I'm working alongside an old man who wasn't exactly the sharpest implement in the knife drawer. Working with him can vomit blood cos he doesn't have common sense, no sense of humours, lacks initiative and basically is not very smart. Despite all these, he has a great responsibility - he thinks he is Spiderman ;)
Today I found him looking a little distraught. It turned out he was having trouble deleting / purging some database.

Me : You ok bro?
Spiderman : I got problem purging this database.
Me : You sure you got the correct command?
Spiderman : errr..i guess so, internet down la i kenot check from website.
Me : *numb* wtf website has to do with the command?
Spiderman : I need to login to the MySQL page and see whats the command.
Me : huh? You telling me you dont know the command to purge the database ah?
Spiderman : I know but dunno why got error.
Me : If you know then why the fux you need to check from the website?
Spiderman : I want to copy & paste the command from website, maybe i type wrongly liao.
Me : *vomit blood* *banging head on the wall*

An hour later.

Me : Eh bro, when do you think you can finish purging and repairing the database, its damm critical cos we dont have much space left on the server.
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : Cant estimate at all?
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : Ok if you cant finish it by today, let it run and we'll see how it goes tomorrow.
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : Yah i know and i understand, keep me in the loop man.
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : I know man, we'll do our best ok.
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : You on drug or wat? stop repeating
Spiderman : Database very big, hard to predict.
Me : *vomit blood* bluUueekkKkkkkk !!~!~!~!~!