"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Friend : Siao eh, last nite i went to a pub drinking saw a lenglui leh. I think she's the most perfect girl i ever met in my entire life.
Me : Then u got her number or not?
Friend : No la, dunno how to start. Now damm regret. I think i need a good pick up lines la, cannot afford to lose opportunity like this. You got any good pick up lines or not?

*chet chet chet chet* *transformer sound effect* He asked the right person ! By the power vested in me, my good friend...try the below pick up lines :
1) Girl, your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice so that I can run around all over you.
( the success rate for this line is 30%, try at your own risk).
2) How long did it take you to walk around the sun to look that hot and be that sexy.
3) My name is Justin......just in incredible. ( make sure you pronounce the "just in" as "justin", yah fux it though your name is not Justin)
4) I need a place to stay...cause you're so hot you burnt my house down.
5) If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
6) Give me three good reasons why I shouldn't buy you a drink.
7) "Can I even get a fake number?"
8) Who took the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes?
9) Can I flirt with you? ( direct and straight to the point, you gonna need lotsa beers ).
10) Excuse me miss, I don't mean to stare, but um I think you're really Beautiful". ( works most of the time ).
11) Excuse me, mind if I stare at you for a minute? I want to remember your face for my dreams.
12) Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile? ( dont be suprise, it works ).
13) My buddies over there said that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with some of their money?
14) Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
15) You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont' you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that....?"

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