"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I'm currently playing this online game call "RAN Online", it's a free MMORPG campus based online game. I started my own guild there, i'm in the Top10 list ( my respective school ), i got to know a lot of friends there and i started this game rather innocuously enough. For me personally, i think the guild war is the best. We have like 3 different schools fighting for 4 different castles every Wednesday & Saturday, the winner of course gain gold and fame. Starting to like this game?

Anyway, it's Wednesday, GUILD WAR ! We ( me and rest of the guild members ) polish off rather quickly, attack our usual target ( TradingHole castle ) and it was fully shit-housed - millions ( ok only like hundred - im just making big numbers here ) of people inside. And the real-pain-in-the-ass was when we couldnt even find a spot to gather and even if we do, it has got to be the dirtiest, poorest, shittiest looking crack addict spot. And much to our displeasure, we decided to change castle.

Now this castle we are going is normally heavily guarded by a guild from the same school, a frequent winner there - lets call them Guild X from now. They have the reputation in this game and the strongest guild in my school. As we all know, there are friendly fire in war, heavy fuxing casualties, miscommunication, its either u die or i die - as simple as that. As the war ended, we both guild lost. The castle went to another guild from a different school, pretty disappointed but hey the best one wins - simple rule of the game. And the next thing i know, the other members from guild X started to shout in public that we actually caused them the throne, we are the main culprit of their losses. This drives me nuts. Not only does it present logistical problems in finding fault with me and my guild but also a complete blasphemy firing on us. I don't act aloof or bored like a poser thinks a cool guy is supposed to act; instead I engage the public conversation defending my people and myself. In my first sentence, i said "it's just a game" followed by my second "i dont have problems with you or anyone or any guild, this is guild war and its meant to be WAR". The next thing i know, this so call "friend" of mine private message me and asked about my location. He wanted to confront me in real life or put it in a more simple language - he wants to whack me.

I met this guy a couple of times before, pretty OK guy but i don't have any idea what their losses have to do wit me. Its just a fuxing game dude, not a test of who's the alpha-male here. You don't have to threaten me in real life though you have connections with the "black & white" people. It's just a fuxing game ! You play and enjoy the damm game. My response is the first aggressive move - I dismiss the notion that I am going against him or his guild, I display my dominance with my maturity and told him ITS JUST A FUXING GAME. This also places a subconscious thought in his about coming to "meet" me. Now he's thinking about it.

What's the worst that can happen? I got beat up like shit or ended up in hospital. Oh well, if only my 30 friends were together with me that time allow it to happen. I'm not saying that i'm great, but then at least i can differentiate GAME and REAL LIFE. I'm most disappointed with another friend who used to hangout with us. He was in guild X and he couldn't even understand all these and instead he stepped up to the plate and took his cuts.

He didn't turn up and i was glad, otherwise it would be a shame to see some "Die Hard" actions because of misunderstanding in the cyber world. I'm writing this with a calm but authoritative manner; my delivery is pretty dead pan without being cheesy or backing into it. This lets everybody know, there are "funny" people in this world.