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Got this mail from Jo today :

Psychologists say that so bad habit as smoking can give you much more information about your boyfriend or just an acquaintance than his medical record and biography rolled into one.

Pay attention to the way he smokes and stubs the cigarette butt and make interesting conclusions.
So if he

Tears the cigarette butt in two
He seems to have some secrets: either he has another woman, or he does not want spend much time and money with you. Do not get disappointed, his skills in bed also leave much to be desired. It is very likely that this guy is an awful egoist and most probably he will not care about your pleasure. The morning comes, he will forget your name and will leave you alone with dirty tube and dishes.

Throws the burning cigarette in the air
This man will never be rich. As soon as he gets even a little money he wastes it on entertainment and booze. He is very light-minded and he is a changeable sort of person, however he can be a very skillful and a very inventive lover and he can be attractive for women of virtually all ages. He is very likely to be creative and to be brilliant at writing, composing or painting. Most probably he will give you up for a romance with a stupid busty blondy.

Leaves the cigarette burning
This is a classic example of a dull beggar and misery. He is not a bit self-confident, but this is not the worst thing about him. The most awful thing is that he will try to make you suffer from complexes and fears. His absence of mind will make you crazy, but most of all you will hate his habit to ask you foolish questions in bed. At the same time you will melt with his spontaneity and very touching tenderness.

Stubs the cigarette butt in an ash-tray
He is a real macho. He is always neat and fashionably dressed. He goes to the gym and spends an enormous amount of time on earning money. Though this man prefers missionary position, he will exert every effort to make you satisfied. If you need a not too emotional, but at the same time honest and careful man, get him in your bed! After a few years he will nurse your children and will plant roses in your garden.

Throws the cigarette butt onto the ground and stubs it with his foot
This guy is quite simple-minded, hard to speak with but at the same time very nice. He is like a riddle that you have to read. One day he can surprise you with incredible sex and tenderness and the other day he will go out to buy cigarettes and will turn back only after a week. If you find his weak points and manage to gain his trust, such a man can become a faithful husband and a true friend for the rest of the life.

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1. Tears the cigarette butt in two - Never done this before. I think its fuxing weird to do that.
2. Throws the burning cigarette in the air - Very very seldom.
3. Leaves the cigarette burning - Yes when i'm Dotaing.
4. Stubs the cigarette butt in an ash-tray - All the time. But wtf, i'm not macho and i dont go to gym. Missionary position is ok and you bet, i'm a good fuxer!
5. Throws the cigarette butt onto the ground and stubs it with his foot - If i cant find any better spot to throw my ciggie then yes.