"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

What is a special present? When i got back home this evening i got a parcel from Singapore for me.

I opened it up and i found this box

And inside the box, there are 3 items

The first item ( a birthday card )

Second Item

Add to the fragrance, Third item

The third item shocked me. I actually thought it was for real but NOT after i read the instruction on the bottle.
THIS WONDER DRUG MAY CAUSE A MINIMUM INCREASE OF 2 TO 3 FEET IN PENIS SIZE. SPECIALLY DESIGNED FOR GUYS WITH SMALL PECKERS WHO COULDN'T GET A PIECE OF ASS IF IT WAS DUCT TAPED TO THEIR FACE.
DIRECTIONS:
1. TAKE ONE TO ACTUALLY SEE YOUR PENIS WHEN YOU LOOK DOWN.
2. TAKE TWO TO DOUBLE YOUR PENIS SIZE.
3. TAKE THREE TO HAVE TO WRAP YOUR PENIS AROUND YOUR LEG TO FIT IT IN YOUR PANTS.

CAUTION : MAY CAUSE BLINDNESS IN ONE EYES, BUT YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO SEE YOUR DI*K IS BIGGER.

Lol. It wasn't for "real" of course ( obviously ! ). It is actually a bottle of candies ( made of corn syrup, corn starch and some artificial stuff ) which look like pill.
This parcel really made my day, i was laughing like mad when i look at those items. Who's the sender? None other than my smart wife.
Of all the precious commodities, she ended up buying this "perfect gift", one hell of a combo. Without a doubt, this is the ultimate perfect gift i ever had in my entire life. I love you baby.