"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was having lunch with a friend of mine this afternoon. As we were eating, he got a call from someone. I cant remember much of the conversation, but this is what I can recall :

My Friend : Wah piang eh ! Kenny how are you? Long time no see man. Still playing football ah?
Weii Kenny, dont play leh. Dont play liao, i eating leh. Eh serious la Kenny, how's
your lau bu? Eh Kenny you know that day ah, I damm suey. Kena bang by lorry
then I reached home liao my parents kau peh kau bu. Some more after that, my gf
call me she said want breakup and then ah haven't finish the suey, police come my
house and catch me cos didn't pay summon.

*and a hell lots more, I cant remember much but I know he didn't stop talking*

My Friend : Hello? hello? alooooo?

*and that was the end of the conversation*

Out of curiosity I asked him who was that and he gave me a 50 cent look and answered "Dunno, some telemarketer ;)". I was astonished and went wallowwwwwwww eh.