"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

As usual every morning i drove to work using the NKVE highway and this morning was the worst I encountered. It's a very metropolitan area. Everyone drives around here and unless it's 3am there is always someone driving in front of you. It never fails.I was driving on the fast lane and was going like 210kmph. Suddenly, this Kenari on the middle lane cruised over to fast lane and I could've bang the shit out of him if I didn't brake on time. I got pissed off and tailgated him so close that I could even tell how many hair he had! I was dangerously close and if he had to slam on his brakes, I would have no doubt, that was the end.

Normally when people gives way I usually wave to them as I drive by THANKING them for moving out of my way. If I'm following them, I'll go ahead and light them up. Most of the time they are just in the way. In this case, I light him up and he gave way and as soon as I took over i glanced at him in a very sarcastic way and he was friendly enough to reply with a middle finger. OK tulan liao, our friend here is seriously tulan. I quickly switched to the second lane and went slow, wanted to show him the right way of expressing your love through middle finger. He drove over to my side and went slow, wind down his window and show me another middle finger. And of course i replied back in a very nice manner - with two middle fingers. As soon as I pointed out both my fingers, I realized he had a safety jacket attached to his seat and a big motherfuxing "POLIS" badge on it. So i sped off and thank God its Thursday.