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Do men really like breast implants?
Yes. And in a shocking turn of events men also like fast cars, guns, loose women, booze, meat cooked over an open fire, inappropriate jokes, farting and trapping a womans head under the covers, fighting, strippers, beef jerky, loud music, gambling, peeing in public, double bacon cheeseburgers, godzilla, dick and fart jokes, crossbows, ninja swords, pancakes, robots and pro-wrestling. You dumb ass!!!

What makes guys cry?
As much as it pains me to say it; yes men do cry - but only in the following seven scenarios:
1 - When you’ve caught your balls in your zipper.
2 - When you’ve sat on your balls.
3 - When you’ve been hit / kicked or any other physical assault has been perpetrated on your balls.
4 - When your dog dies.
5 - Anytime Angelina Jolie’s bare boobs are present (on film or in person)
6 - After a rather hefty dump.
7 - When, in the original Transformers Animated Movie, Optimus Prime dies.