"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

There's always a moment of truth. If you think your woman would never lie to you, guess again. From little white lies to the more serious variety, most women will curtail the truth at some point in a relationship. Her motivation for lying can stem from wanting to protect your feelings or, sure enough, to save her own butt.

Oh, come on, do you really believe that she wouldn't lie ? Anything? Reality check: There are probably many things she told you, I love you, I miss you. Here's my advice: Whether she hasn't figured it out yet or she's blatantly lying to make you happy, enjoy it while it lasts.

I've never met anyone totally honest, male or female. Think about it . Name one person you know well who has never lied or avoided the truth in front of you. Everyone lies. Everyone I work with lies. My parents lied to me. I lied to my parents. I lie when I feel its in my interests. Its an unfortunate side of human nature.

I HATE lying. I try to avoid it as much as possible. I don’t like being lied to (unless that lie is about the relative size of my ass…then, knock yourself out). I can forgive just about anything, but lying is not one of those things. And it makes me especially mad when I can ever so easily (with a phone call) get written proof that you are lying to me. There is just about no circumstance where lying is better than telling the truth.

Here’s my point for today: DO.NOT.FUXING.LIE.TO.ME.*

*Especially when I can verify that you are lying to me.
THANKS A FUXING LOT. Sometimes i wonder if it hasnt all already happened and this is hell already.