"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

This has been one fuxtastic week. The crap has been pouring in on all fronts. When it piles in like it has this week, the tendency is to just get wet ( not that "wet" you are thinking ). That is pretty much what has happened with me- overwhelmed, get wet, and try to weather the rain. Shitty weather. It has been raining like cats and dogs.
It's Wednesday, it's time to go entirely insane. Two more working days and I am gonna have my two days break on the weekend and the following Wednesday is my last day working here. Gonna go to OneU for the RM1 German Beer on Friday and probably hook up with the rest of the gang in Malacca for the rave party. As I was typing the title I started to think wait, is it actually Wednesday? I am so out of the loop in terms of time and days and dates and I seriously for a minute couldn't remember.
I tried to post last nite, but I just couldn't do it. Any time I heard a noise inside or outside of my house I kept thinking that a terrorist had just bombed the shit out of me. But lets leave the death and destruction behind and let me share something with you people. I got a friend who told me her boyfriend cum too fast and not good in bed, not satisfy at all ;) So gentlemen, fasten your seat belt and listen to the 5 Major Mistakes Men Make in the Bedroom.

1. Blowing in her ear too hard. Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there’s a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you’re trying to extinguish the candles on your 5th birthday cake. It really hurts.

2. Biting her nipples. Nipples are highly sensitive. They can’t stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they’re a doggie toy isn’t.

3. Leaving behind the love glove. Condom disposal is the man’s responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

4. No wedgies during foreplay, please. Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth like you are starting a fire is not.

5. Going way too fast. When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like a car piston or an industrial power tool - she’ll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.