"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

For the first time in my life, I went for my medical checkup a couple of days ago . But niama with that check up, I’ve spent more than 3 hours in the process. It’s a part of the process for the application of my job in a local company here. My friend dropped me off at the clinic, which was located in SEA Park, PJ.

Fear is the one and only thing in my mind. The fear of facing the possibility of negative results. What if I got cancer? What if my balls aren't working? But anyway, I registered myself at the registration counter. First thing off, they asked me to urinate, piss that is, into a small bottle ( you know like those Brand's Chicken Essence bottle ). So I went to the toilet and tried to get a good angle and piss rite into the small bottle. I really appreciate the existence of my penis. I can only imagine how cumbersome it is for women to give an urine sample. After pissing off in there, I walked out from the toilet and headed back to the reception counter while holding the jar of still-warm urine walking in front of all the waiting patients. For some reason, I had this evil thought - I wish I tripped and sprayed the urine all over the patients wakakakakakakaka, drink this suxer !

The next activity, I was asked to go to the X-Ray room. The nurse ordered me to undress my shirt and my shoe, yah looks exactly like those in porn movies. I gotta stand still with both my hands behind and lean forward to the X-Ray device. "Breath!!!", the nurse shouted and I gotta breath like there's no tomorrow. A short 10 seconds x-ray shot. After the X-Ray scanning, the nurse took my height and weight.

Waited another 30minute before the moment of truth, time to face the doctor. It was a lady doctor, probably in her early 50's. She started to ask me some crappy questions and at the same time examining my eyes, ears, throat and skin. For some reason, I like the experience of the doc poking my bare chest with the cold, hard stethoscope. Then there was a eyesight check and blood pressure.

And finally, I waited my report for another 15minutes. Guess what. I am in PERFECT CONDITION ! Everything is normal and the biggest surprise would be the last X-Ray result - "Lung Clean". Duh ! Think I'm, gonna smoke more from now on. Ho ho ho ho Merry Christmas.