"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I was playing my online game as usual this evening when suddenly a stranger messaged me in the game.

Stranger : Hi, how r u?
Me : Fine, who who wants to know?
Stranger : bz?
Me : yes, very bz lvling. wat do u need?
Stranger : I'm a hot girl, u wan me?

And I have her ( or him ) in my ignore list immediately. This particular stranger reminds me of one incident when I was actively clubbing a couple of years back. Here's what I can remember.

I was with a friend and some of his friends. We decided to go for some drinks in a local pub. We were walking into a bar and I had this urgency to "release", so I stopped to take a piss on a tree. Then there were these two girls walked by and gave me a sideways glance, then kept walking. I'm sure they didn't manage to take a peep at my dick. Rite after I got my business done I walked back towards the bar and surprisingly I saw my friend talking with the 2 chicks. They turned and asked us to take a picture of them, but instead of handing us a camera they just started talking to us. They were quite OK looking, and at least one had some personality, so my friend invited them into the bar with us to get some drinks and hangout. My friend winked at me and I know he's trying to tell me "Yahh baby, we are getting boogey tonite".

They were sitting on the same table as us and after 10minutes, it was painfully clear that my friend is not gonna get boogey that nite. The more I hear them talk, the more I feel like slapping all of them with a toast bread. It was so boring and those girls kept laughing hysterically over a stupid little joke by my friend. I forgot specifically what it was that finally crossed the line with one of the girls. I think it was when I said that her face looks like a porn star I came across before ( in video obviously ). And immediately she got all pissed at me. Or it might have been when they told me they went to law school, and I told them they'd have been better off getting their law degree in the toilet.

Whatever it was that pissed her off, she started castigating me and then :

Chick1 : You are so stupid, you just lost your chance with 2 hot chicks here. You think we didn't see you peeing on a tree, and then two very hot chicks walked in front of you and
Chick2 : What hot chicks?
Chick1 : US!
Chick2 : Ohhhhh, yah we are hot chicks!
Me : *Laughing like a madman* I was about to ask that question too! What hot chicks? You are the first honest woman I've met in years, enjoy your nite I'm going for another pee, wanna join? hahahaha.

They both turned ugly and I know if they ever get a chance to shoot me down that nite, they would definitely shoot it rite on my balls. After I got back from the washroom, they were both gone and I can see my friend giving me a 50cent-look "Dude! Can't you see that we almost got them! Wtf are you doing?!". And I politely answered him, "You can fux my car exhaust pipe for all you want".