"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

I got this present a couple of days ago, so I decided to put "Mickey & Minnie" beside my home desktop and the other gift hooked on my keys. Im loving it, thank you sweetie - you made my day!

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Chinese New Year Preparation

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Of all the traditional Chinese festivals, the new Year was perhaps the most elaborate, colorful, and most important. Not very colorful for me though, people at my age would prefer to stay at home and lazy around. A friend of mine asked me today, "Oi, shopping for CNY liao ah?". Good question. CNY is like what? errmmm 2 weeks from now? Let me list down what I have prepare for CNY :

1) Annual Housecleaning - Did it last month with my parents & brother. They started cleaning every corner of the house at 12pm and I woke up at 2pm, took a brush and did some magic with it for 15minutes and then I went out ;) At least I contributed a 15minutes of hardwork. Forgiven & understandable.

2) Preparing Food - Stocked in piles of Jack N Jills & Tom Yam Maggie Instant Noodles for CNY civil war. Looks more like Hungry Ghost festival to me.

3) Shopping for "Weapons" ( THIS IS A MUST ! ) - Illegally bought a few Kick-Ass-Firework to burn down my neighbourhood & rip off some dog's ass ( human casualties not guaranteed ). Just to show other races what we Chinese are capable of doing - I still know what you did last Raya / Deepavali ! If you are now inspired to celebrate CNY, waste no time - start burning those motherfuxers.

I still remember when I was a kid, there are just sooooo many shits to be done before CNY. Now at this age, as you can see from above - I only have 3 things to prepare for CNY. That's how fast our life can be. It works like a digital camera, deleting the images we don't like and preserving only the best. Sometimes I wonder if make-believe isn't part of our human nature.