"Open up and say AAaaaAhhHhh!!!~!~"

Whole fuxing world are talking about Edison Chen sex scandal at the moment. On the internet, MSN, work place, friends, every fuxing places I go they are talking about this shameless prick ( or pricks, since there are so many bitches involved ). Dude, fuxing get real. What an asshole.

Some assholes are born that way. But there is also strong evidence that no matter what our personality is, we all can turn into assholes under the wrong conditions. I am an asshole and so are you, don't look around - yes you are an asshole too. This happens frequently and with shocking speed and intensity when people assume powerful positions. A huge body of research—hundreds of studies—shows that when people are put in positions of power, they start talking more, taking what they want for themselves, ignoring what other people say or want, ignoring how less powerful people react to their behavior, acting more rudely, and generally treating any situation or person as a means for satisfying their own needs. What's more, being put in positions of power often blinds them to the fact that they are acting like jerks.

Being an asshole isn't just something that only happens to others and can't possibly happen to wonderful people like you and me. Puke ! All of us are at risk. As I like to say, assholes are us.
But I have identified some strategies for handling the jerk within. One way to do that is to stay away from assholes as much as possible and thus avoid asshole poisoning. But, especially if you take a position of power, there are several additional things you can do to stop yourself from turning into an asshole.

As I've mentioned before I have this group of online game friends that I've known for quite some time since I ever started playing that online game. It's a good thing in a way, knowing someone that long and treating them as family. Being that we've known each other for so long, pretty much all politenss and decorum has been chucked right out the window. But shits do happen and friends do turn to be an asshole sometimes, but in my case...it's not sometimes, it's all the time. I'm getting sick of fake friendship and ego.

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What Not To Say To Your Valentine...
These were entries for a Washington Post competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic second line:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue,sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,the sugar bowls empty and so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, your eyes-Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.That's why I always wake up screaming.